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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Feb 3, 2004
Well I would be thrilled with a 
but are you made out of plastic? 
I mean, there are certain standards to uphold! 
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Feb 26, 2004
*takes down Christmas 
, burns the dried up Xmas tree in the fireplace*
What is that you say? PS doesn't have a fireplace?
Ooops...
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 4, 2004
La, la, laaaa
*goes to the fridge, opens up the door to grab a cold 
, gropes, reached in farther, gropes more, comes up with nothing but air...*
PS's fridge is out of !!!
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted Apr 10, 2004
Worry not, Michele.
Easter is less than ywo days away, and there will be colored eggs and candy and chocolates and peeps by the billions.
WOO-HOO!
Assuming, of course, that you like any of those things. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 10, 2004
If she doesn't like them I'll take some. 
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 11, 2004
covered marshmallow eggs, peeps... Mmmmm yummy!
YAY!!! It's Easter! (stashes some s away for Rambo, so that PS doesn't know that that's what's been causing Rambo's little problems on the carpet! Shhhhh..... )
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jun 17, 2004
*paints the carpet chartreuse green*
There! That should make a nice impression when PS comes back 
Maybe I should staple his guitars to the walls, so that they don't make dents in the newly painted carpet...
*paints all of PS's guitars chartreuse & staples them up to the walls*
Lovely!
Hmm... wouldn't it be nice if Rambo matched this color scheme?
*grabs the chartreuse paint*
Oh Rambo...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 17, 2004
Where is the plastic squizzel anyway? 
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jun 17, 2004
Rambo is his dog. You can see a picture of Rambo on PS's website!
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Jan 25, 2005
*Tidies up the place for Plastic Squirrel and the new missus*
Hmmmm.... You think she'll like the empty can/bottle collection?
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Mar 23, 2005
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!
The Plastic Squirrel (he who is commonly known as the High Priest of the CoHT) is getting married in May of 2006!
Maybe we should get rid of his headboard - you know the one that has all the notches in it?
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- 761: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Feb 3, 2004)
- 762: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Feb 26, 2004)
- 763: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 4, 2004)
- 764: Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) (Apr 10, 2004)
- 765: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 10, 2004)
- 766: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 11, 2004)
- 767: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jun 17, 2004)
- 768: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 17, 2004)
- 769: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jun 17, 2004)
- 770: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Jan 25, 2005)
- 771: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Mar 23, 2005)
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