h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

..who was standing behind him.
There's no need to shout Paul
and put that phone down you naughty boy.

*decides she's fed up of being next to the radiator*

*eats the *

*makes a nice cup of earl grey and ponders what to do next*

*has a spiffing idea*

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I've never been spiffed.
What's it like?

I think we're about to find out Paul...

My spifing idea was to abscond with post 666

Yes, it's a vile, evil number. Maybe you shoud abscond with that post!

But if you take that post, maybe
all the other posts that are leaning
on it will fall down (like dominoes),
and the fence will collapse.

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why not elope with post 666?
That way it could come back and take it's
place again.

Better yet - maybe you could just call in "sick" for it, and then it will show up tomorrow with absolutely no symptoms and a silly grin?

We're talking about a post, not a super-model.
Just dig a hole and stick it in.

R.I.P post 666.

They whiz past with a giant whooshing sound,
Mistadrong. If you worry about each post,
you won't get to your destination.

Hey, slow down! You almost ran me over.

I'm trying to decipher Paul's smileys.
I'm guessing that the
means flying fish in a Southern accent...
fla-an fish?

It must be an underwater flan,
if the fishes are trying to get
away from it.