h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please not the last statement in my previous post before continuing.

What makes you think I want him?

Mentally subnormal eh

Yup Personally I like to be able to converse intelligably with someone I'm going out with. Therefeore I probably won't be interested in him

Cahn-verse een-tell-eeg-ibly? Whats that?

It's where you talk about things in an intellegent and understandable fashion

Yes. Tricky finding that in most people.

Especialy those who are intelectualy subnormal

Yeah that too...But being able to find someone with whom you can have an intelligent conversation with, and have the chemistry with them.

Well I guess them being a chemist could help there

Yeah...Chemists...Would also make big bangs for you

Physicists give the biggest bang

Yes...that is true....Yet to see the big bang, one must read textbooks. Chemists make bangs happen now, so one can view them in the current day.

Have you ever tried conecting a capacitor up the wrong way? nice bang. Also an uncontroled nuclear reaction is pretty impressive...course if you look at it then you go blind, so you can't watch it directly. Prysicists can also change lead into gold... course it'd be extremely radioactive gold and it'd change back to lead all on it's own, still it's more than chemists can do

Tis true...but chemists can use chemicals and create bombs. Not the 'oh dear everyone in the area is now going to radioactive and become spiderman' type, but AHHHH smoke type.

Physicists can make bombs too and yes I mean the non radioactive type. Plus they can make diamonds out of coal. Oh and it's physics that makes chemistry possible. Physicists can do everything chemists can because as a molecular/atomic level all chemistry is really physics so oh plus physicists can do stuff chemists can't. You want smoke? a Physicist can make smoke, you want flames, physicists can make flames, you want loud bangs? it's physics that'll give 'em to you.

*sings* c-h-o-c-o, trouble don't you know */sings*

*restrains himself from sharing the meteorology pick up lines he knows*

Yes. Please don't share. I beg and wheedle and plead.

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*doesn't share*

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