h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I agree on Emacs and Vi business. Hate Vi. Love Emacs. I tried using Vi using once, and I felt like throwing the computer out of the window, which is kind of when you're being watched by everyone including security guards. Used Emacs, and started stroking my computer

Nowt wrong with being a geek folks. Focus.

EC is drunk. Teehee. Lets draw on his face!

Woooah there tonto. You're a chick, I demand you be into chick things. Geekdom is the realm of men, do you see men going around multitasking and being incapable of reading maps? No, you don't, so stop invading maleness

But I don't even know where to start in being female....

Can't I just draw on EC's face whilst he's sleeping off his drunkness?

Do girly things like clothes shopping and...umm..oh yeah, going all googly over babies and stuff like that. I'm a terrible male for women's clothing stores because I take an interest and they don't like men to do that. They prefer it if men just sit down somewhere and let the women sort out the buying and stuff.

Oh try crying for no apparent reason, blame the nearest man to you, refuse to explain what the problem is and blame him for not working it out.

There, those are some girly things you can do..gossiping's good too

I do gossiping. My brother does it better than me

Shopping - I HATE IT..unless its for books or CDs. I once went with my friend with the intention of going to the cinema. Thats what she told me anyway. Turns out the start time was wrong, so she said 'lets go shopping'. Wish I had said no..She ended up dragging me around town, and ditched clothes in my arms whilst she tried clothes on. I sat in the corner bored out of my mind, with the husbands/boyfriends

Seriously. If you want to go shopping, you go alone. Meaning you spend less time in the shops and get out faster. Meh.

Personaly I love shopping...well for games/books/DVDs/etc.

You're the female! (what kind of books?)

I'm _not_ female...I may act like it sometimes, but I'm not. Oh and the books with the paper bits inside and ink on the paper bits

ahhh i was wondering what books looked like. Ya know. Me being female and all...I only ever read magazines, which are like to die for. I mean...cosmo

note: I may actually be making all of this and persoally believe that such magazines such as Cosmo should be burned.

I read all sorts of books. i like a wide range of literature from sci-fi and fantasy, through horror, thrillers and crime fiction and also classics.

Thats the same variety as i tend to go for...

You're just trying to be me. I know it's tempting, after all I'm just so wonderful, but still first you copy me over Vi Vs Emacs, now you're copying my literatic tendancies. next you'll be saying you like Nightwish and Manowar.

Ahhh No comment

Wait...If I am like you, does taht you mean you like huffers too

I would like to state for the record that I'm not drunk. More importantly, I would like to state that I'm not a girl.

RUMOR has it, that someone around here thinks I am

Definitely not me. Would it be supermoo who believes that??

He knows me IRL.

Maybe because of that he thinks you're female...

I don't think your female EC. Oh and send me a pic of huffers, unless he look like this - http://www.yuanlei.com/transformers/autobots/gen1/big/huffer.jpg - and I'll tell you whether I like him or not. However at the moment I'm assuming he's mentaly subnormal

Nope. You can't have him.