h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, but as you can clearly see, this is a place for me to desperately beg for attention and flaunt about my small accomplishments. Theres not enough room in here for both of our egos

*blows nose* }Ahem!{
Right, right...
*chuckles annoyingly*
"Listen, what if we were to work on a project to construct an ML,- together?

A what? I'm no good at the coding.

The one with the Spanish title is very funny.

If you don't want to remember its name you can just call it "A little evil"

Thats the translation of "un pequeno mal" ...

A bad little?

A little bad or a little evil. Either way.

I'm not (really) either but I got some good article links from people and the trick-of-it is that it's all very self-explanatory once you get the hang of swapping in coordination w/cut& paste...
*Shrugs, spontaneously combusting*
<- Do you have any idea how obnoxious it is to telll someone doing something on a computer for the first time, that it is all really simple/easy?

You seem to be on fire.

*And now I'm under water*
"Glub-glub!"
*now under glass*
*Makes squeegee-ing noise effects*
}Poof!{

*Thorn forgets where he had placed it and walks into his invisible wall (oops)*
}Whap!{
"Ow."

*Moves it to in front of the door, leaning somewhat into the porch.*
[salesman]: "Hello, would you like to by a... hey! OWCH!"

[Pizza guy]: "Did somebody order a large pepperoni & mushroom w/extra cheese?" }Bonk!{ "Agh" }splat{

*In B&W(+ Gray), Thorn pretends to open an invisible door and walks over to EC*
*Writes on the chalkboard*: "But seriously EvilClaw, an entry about how to do some of 'the tricky stuff' in Guide ML is over at A2673353 (Mikey the humming showed me)."
[end pantomime]

*Gives EvilClaw and Anole an interesting little remote control weith a tiny little set of 2 joystick knobs and a spin dial (w/some buttons and a little digital display)*
"It's an invisible wall maker... yet one more of the uncredibly use(r)ful things I've churned out from my 'workbench' over at A9186799 ,
You fellows ought to take a look over at it some time...
"Bye"
*Waves as he is faxcing away and walks (through) the invisible doorway.*
*Shuts the invisible door behind him (on his way out)*

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*Shrugs*