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Weapons of Mass Destruction
LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something Started conversation Aug 30, 2005
Greetings EvilClaw,
I have been commissioned by Judacator Anole to inquisit about your knowledge/ possession of Weapons of Mass Destruction.
*assumes Hans Blik pose*
Soooo...can I see them?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 30, 2005
That depends. Are you from an organization whose name can be abbreviated UN?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Aug 31, 2005
...or are you of an organization that mooches off of The Evil Army...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 31, 2005
I think we should use our Weapons of Mass Distraction on Anole for his insolence.
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LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something Posted Aug 31, 2005
So you do have weapons of mass destruction?! Cool! 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 31, 2005
Mass distraction. With an "a"
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LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something Posted Aug 31, 2005
Mass Distraction?! Even better
How many do you have? and can i have one?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 31, 2005
I'm not at liberty to reveal anything at all in a legally binding way unless you can prove you're from a UN organization so I don't feel guilty about ignoring you.
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LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something Posted Aug 31, 2005
Yes, I'm from an UN organisation...the Unnaturally Nosey oraganisation actually...do I qualify now??
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 31, 2005
Right. You can inspect this coffee mug for mass distraction/destruction weapons. But only the mug.
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LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something Posted Aug 31, 2005
*looks at 
* Wait! I think you are the weapon of mass distraction...you managed to distract my attention whilst you signalled your evil henchmen to hide the real weapons...don't deny it.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 31, 2005
Right. What if I am a weapon of mass distraction that the US military secretly commisioned years back? What does that have to do with the price of tea in china? Would you like some tea? How much sugar?
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LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something Posted Aug 31, 2005
Oooo, yes please! Two sugars with a little milk please.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 31, 2005
Could I interest you in biscuits, rolls, briefcases of money?
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LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something Posted Aug 31, 2005
thanks. chocolate hob nob would be good, and that briefcase of money would go down a treat.
I'll report back that there are no, absolutely no weapons of mass distraction here. and they can not be used in a pre emptive strike on Anole.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 31, 2005
Excellent. I'll just go take these pre-emptive strike blueprints and shred them then.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Sep 1, 2005
*uses his Kodak photographic memory to 'remember' what the plans said*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 1, 2005
Good Moo. Now just don't go sell those on the black market, eh?
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Anole Posted Sep 1, 2005
Good work LeviPuma. 
Now all we need to know is where the weapons are!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 1, 2005
What weapons? I admit nothing! NOTHING! By the way, could I offer you a cup of tea?
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- 1: LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something (Aug 30, 2005)
- 2: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Aug 30, 2005)
- 3: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Aug 31, 2005)
- 4: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Aug 31, 2005)
- 5: LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something (Aug 31, 2005)
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