h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you dear..

I think I have been bitten by a gnat on my neck too.. it is rather itchy.. ..

*bandages her finger*

I KNOW NOTHING! NOTHING!

*scratches her neck*

Oookay.. no need to shout..

Right. Sorry. *voice from inside cage: Wheres Rob?*

Pardon??

did someone else speak then???

No. That was me. *badly faked lil voice* Wheres Rob?

Which Rob?? *frowns*

The one that is the carpet.

He is in either the tearoom in MotMV or the Room of General Plotting, there again, he could be anywhere I am ...

Dun dun daaaa!

eh?

Dramatic music.

I know.. I just don't know why..

I just like dramatic music is all. I most certainly am not playing dramatic music because I'm about to unleash an evil clone of you who will replace you.

Okay.. I never thought anything like it would happen anyway

Not even a slight paranoid suspicion?

I am squiffy.. why would I think anything like that *hic*

Huh. Takes some of the fun out of this. *pulls sheet off of cage where inside is a evil lil clone*

I shall call her ... EvilLil! *ambiant background lightening* Jeebus! No lightening in the office !

*jumps back away from the cages*


*hitches up her trousers*


Don't you think it needs to be a little taller than a gnome for everyone to believe that is lil ol' me?

... Oh. Right. D*mn. I need to work on that. ... You don't suppose I could just switch your brains?