h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah.. Oh look! A legendary flying ostrich!

*pulls out shotgun* I'll be right back.

Okay.. *settles into the best seat in the office*

*comes back wearing a lion pelt* Anyways, this is my office and thanks to a handy montage scene its all fixed up.

I hope that lion isn't Jasper

No. He said his name was Sally Nielson.

That's okay then.. *swivels in the best office chair*

I see that you appear to be sitting in my chair.

Yep.. it is very nice...

I also notice that you've taken the other chair and turned it into a magazine rack.

It looks so much neater that way

I also noticed that you turned all the other chairs into various sculptures.

They look very modern .. don't they?

I also notice that you've taken many of my possessions and stuffed them in a sack labelled "loot."

My question is how you managed to do this in less than an hour.

Noo... not "loot" the sack is inside out.. it is "tool"

Ah. That still begs the question of why you're putting my paperweights and medals in it.

clutter!

I also want to know why you put Alexis and SandwichHeadCloneClaw in the sack.

I did? where? *looks into the sack*

Sack: Meow!
Also the sack: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO BOLOGNA!