h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*giggles*

You are a treasure

Actually at the going exchange rates I would only fetch fourty-two dollars.

I was being polite..

And I was being me. Take that how you will but leave some for the rest of us.

Hey! Don't take so much! Leave some for the whales!

Are they still here?

Yes! And they're watching us... so much... watching...

*looks*

Where?

Over there! *points at a Moby Dick novel*

*gasps*.. You can book 'em??

Yes! But you need the help of a person of incredible power! A Classical Novelist! Only they can prepare the neccesary binding spells.

That must take an awful lot of bandages

Bandages and feather quill from the legendary bird, the chicken.

Chicken? OOh Lordy.. I haven't seen one of those for.. well.... never really

See! That must make them legendary if they've never been seen!

Joe Average: I've seen one... *is shot*

*looks at the body of Joe Average*

does that happen a lot round here?

Yes. ... No. ... Maybe? ... Classified information... I really don't know.

Good job Joe isn't my name

He was asking for it with a name like Joe Please-Don't-Shoot-Me Average.