h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*drops the sack*

It talks!!

*many many expensive items fall out of sack*

How did you fit a bank vault in that thing?

It must be man!!

*pins up a BY ORDER SIGN*

BY ORDER OF TIM THE ENCHANTER: magic shall take the form of explosions

*sack explodes*

NOooooooooo! My worldly and material possessions! ... And my cat !

*hands cat back*.. No... I managed to grab that for you..

What about my clone with the hamsandwich for a head?

*points to the headless clone*

Someone must have been hungry

Nooooooooooooo! ... Wait. I hated him. Huh. I guess I need a new thing to put in my cage. ... Hey lil, look over there *points* Its a "cool thing"

A cool what?

bag
icebox
fridge
can of coke
icepop
icecube tray


??????

*"borrow" DNA sample'd* Its an iceberg!

that is coooooooooooooooool



teatime love.. catch you later..

Bye for now..

And now to create an evil lil clone.

I is back!!

*throws sheet over cage* NO! I didn't take a skin sample to use your DNA to create an evil lil clone!

Pardon? You were muttering, I didn't quite catch that..

I said I missed you! How've you been? *cage shakes*

fine.. I just have this scratch on my finger.. it won't stop bleeding..

What have I done! ... Oh wait. I took the sample from your neck. Silly me. *hands lil a bandage and some neosporin*