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Sporkocattus Redclawius
Where is my dessert? I haven´t had a decent steak with wow-wow sauce for ages... and little sporkocattus also needs a little snack...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 8, 2005
I don't think it would be good if Sporkocattus ate his godfather.
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 8, 2005
let's try him on my favourite.......here sporky sweetie try these snails in garlic butter!!!......he seems to like them.......what a sophisticated little thing he's becomming already............good boy.........ouch...he didn't seem to like me patting him on the head........how do I discipline him, Evil?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 8, 2005
You can say "No" sternly to him... i guess.
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 9, 2005
No! no! no!! Sporky...........Yeah that seems to work.........the thingite in him understands that alright..
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Mar 9, 2005
...wouldn't that just lead to him protesting for over 70000 posts...?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 9, 2005
Whats his growth rate? One year = a year?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Mar 9, 2005
yes but so were the Thingites when that convo started...
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 9, 2005
because of his unique genetic make-up nobody can be sure of his growth rate.........I think he's already grown a bit.....
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* flies in carrying sporkocattus in a special designed baby chair tied to her back*
So, cutiepie, jump out!
* puts sporkocattus in his sporkcradle and starts to rock it slowly*
sleep little darling, sleep little one
soon we´ll go back hunting tiddeli pom
*sporkocattus falls asleep...*
He´s been such a good boy, killed his first cow today...
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Of course, naturally concieved, fed by the milk of its own mother. After that only eaten unsprayed grass and hay. Well exercised, never touched BBQ-sauce..
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Good (insert favourite deity) NO! Pure meat for the little darling. - and some garlic buttered snails...
I wonder if I can teach him to throw flames...?
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 9, 2005
Normally I might throw my hands up in horror..but seeing as it's you queen.....have a go........It might be quite a useful skill.......it's certainly come in handy for the thingites for you to do it
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 9, 2005
Right. Now we have to hide this thread from the godfather to keep him from being horrified at the prospect of Sporkocattus eating him...
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