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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 9, 2005
Just tell sporkocattus that supermoo is full of nasty chemicals and destined for Burger King...he'll be fine
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 9, 2005
I'm not liking the turn this conversation is taking...
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 9, 2005
Oh come on Evil.....my imagination is running riot..........
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 9, 2005
Right... I'll warn the cow to stay away from the dragon...
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Why are you complaining, Blk? Beef, and meat anyway, is essential to all kinds of cats. They must have the amino acid taurin to survive.
You keep muttering about MooMoo, and MooMoo obviously always puts BBQ sauce to what he eats. Ergo: MooMoo must be drenched in BBQ sauce by now. If my little cutiepie then learn to avoid BBQ sauce and not eat food contaminated with BBQ sauce, MooMoo will stay out of his menue...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 9, 2005
Thats true i guess... i've always been more of a poultry fan myself...
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 9, 2005
mmmmmmm wow wow sauce...
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 9, 2005
you poor American....you don't have wowwow sauce? you don't know what you're missing!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 9, 2005
Maybe but I've gone through horrible things. Things too horrible to speak of. Four years of Bush and another four to "look forward to"
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Wow wow sauce (fire proof simplefied recipe):
1 egg-sized lump of butter
1 tablespoon plain flour
½ pint beef stock *NB!MooMoo stock not necessary*
1 teaspoon english mustard
1 dessertspoon white wine vinegar
1 tablespoon port
1 tablespoon mushroom concentrate
1 heaped tablespoon freeze-dried parsley
4 chopped pickled walnuts
salt, freshly ground blacpepper,to taste
Melt butter in saucepan. Stir in the flour and work in the beef stock. Stir continously on a moderate heat until you have a smooth,thick sauce.
Stir in made-up mustard, wine vinegar, port and mushroom concentrate. Add salt and pepper. Cook another ten minutes.
Add parsley and walnuts. Warm them through and serve.
Freely adapted after Archchancellor Mustum Ridcully, Unseen University, Ankh-Morpork and to some extent even Mrs Gytha Ogg, Lancre.
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 9, 2005
Yeah and be sure to use English mustard - the hot stuff....not French or American
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Maybe dubya should be edible with wow wow sauce..? barrels of wow wow sauce...?
Probably my great grand great granduncle Horatius-the-not-so-longer-glorius-and-magnificent could eat him. He´s old, too fat and lazy to go hunting, bad eyes, not much for fancy food and swallows everything without chewing... Just put anything in front of him, add a barrel or two of wow wow sauce... and consider it eaten...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 9, 2005
We could just give Bush a pretzal. That'll take care of him.
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Mar 9, 2005
no no no I don't want to waste wow wow sauce on Bush or Blair (our silly bloke).....
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