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dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

*smiley - dragon flies in, leaves food for her godchild*

smiley - tit
smiley - milk
smiley - schooloffish

Come to auntie, cutiepie, and let me hold you


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Post 2

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Hello! Welcome to my LAIR! MUAHHAHHAHAHA! .... smiley - erm I mean office.


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Post 3

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

So, how is the little darling? may I hold her? him? it?

smiley - dragon


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Post 4

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Good. Yes. Him. I think.


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Post 5

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

*smiley - dragon lifts baby gently*

Such a darling! Nice claws - and really sharp ones too smiley - laugh

* Gives baby red knitted smiley - sporkbag filled with titanium smiley - sporks*

Here you are, cutiepie!


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Post 6

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Note the sign please.

*Sign says: Any injuries suffered due to proximity near Sporkocattus are not my responsibility. Thank you. And have a nice mauling... smiley - erm day*


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dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

*smiley - dragon returns to play with smiley - sporksmiley - cat. Brings smiley - esuom and smiley - fish.*

It´s about time to introduce the little darling to the Thingites.

*gives smiley - sporksmiley - cat a brand new titanium smiley - spork*


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Post 8

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Yeah i would but...


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Post 9

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

But what?

smiley - dragon


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Post 10

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Its nappy time for both of us smiley - zzz


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Post 11

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

*smiley - sporksmiley - cat puts smiley - spork in Daddys rear end*


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Post 12

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

smiley - wowsmiley - yikes I'm awake! I'm awake!


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Post 13

SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness

*sticks a smiley - spork in it*


...what...I was eating this BBQ sauce with a spork...it's not really efficient...so I'll go with the plain guzzling...
*downs a bottle of BBQ sauce...*


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Post 14

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Hello Supermoo. Come to see my metaphorical ball and chain? What homework do we have?


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Post 15

SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness

not really anything...


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Post 16

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

The irony, of course, is that you probably post that as i was asking you in RL.


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Post 17

SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness

actually...it was right after you left to the right...


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Post 18

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

smiley - headhurts


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Post 19

SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness

well you did...


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Post 20

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Oy.


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