h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well...HUFFERS???! Are RD and I married?

you guys still haven't killed each other yet?

You could try muttering 'divorce' three times in your sleep...

it worked for this guy: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1781752.html?menu=news.quirkies.rockyrelationships

*takes a quick nap and mutters in sleep*

I divorce you
I divorce you
I divorce you
IdontlikeHuffers

*wakes up*

Right thats that.

You didn't say "Idon'tlikehuffers" three times so I guess you still like him

He didn't even fight for me. Hmph. Why should I like him.

Cause you lurrrrrrrrrrrrve him! Awwwwwwwww!

Who told you that?????Stop saying it!

*goes and hides in a corner whimpering*

I did a bad thing?

... ... *creeps off*

cheer up Kitush

anyway, I must be off

Flowers?

Sowwy EC. Come back.

i'll tell you a secret EC *whispers in EC's ear* I can't have the public knowing my feelings towards Huffers. It gives him a big head. And then he has problems walking through doors etc. Funny, yet embarassing when we go out together....so not in front of Huffers.

Ma'am yes ma'am! *lazy cat salute*

...infamous?...cool...I'm infamous...and...who is Huffers...why is he here...wait...do I know kitush from prior to my absence...why am I asking these questions outloud...what is with Evilclaw and his unhappiness at not having the 'c' in his name capitalized...why can't I get the qy70 line from Freezepop Forever to stop running through my head...

*deep sigh*

Huffers is a thingite who used to spend a lot of his time here pre me. He is a random guy i picked up in the computer labs (all kind of strange guys there...).
No I never met you supermoo. Ive heard about you though, which is why I refer to you as infamous. Wow. you're real *pokes supermoo*

*gets poked*
*eeps...like so*
EEP!
...evilclaw used to hang out in the computer lab (sorta computer lab...really the library) of our highschool during lunch/before school/after school to post on hootoo since his internet was broken at home...that was during the Evil Army's invasion of the MotMV...which is why he didn't post all that much...

on a side note...evilclaw is a weird guy...

yeah. see only weird people hung out in the computer labs. Huffers being one of them.

So...You're supermoo! Wow. *gets all flustered*

yup...last I checked...so what great hedeous slanders, which are probably true, have you hear about me?