h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

when did we get married

He didn't give me those two milestones. I took them on the same day....On the thingite no no no!! thread, and the Thur**at no no no! thread. I now have death threats from Lady Admiral Ayeka...

*silently hands Kitush a portable nuclear missile* When the time comes, you'll know.

Am I allowed to use this on both Huffers and RD??

couldnt i just kill kitush

Yes and no.

i choose yes *throws nuclear missile at kitush*

thank you EC. Remind me nt to give you the purple mixture i created for testing in the inquisition area.

*points nuclear missile towards RD and Huffers, who conveniently are standing close together. She then fires the big red button that says 'do not fire unless you are absolutely, postively, most definitely want to use this, and even make sure you really really are sure'*

*watches bemusedly as RD's missle does a u turn and heads up going back towards him*

I'll just be going
*runs*

Y'know, I still don't know who Huffers is.

*wathches missile just go in circles* I always have to buy the cheap one wait itss just a toy damn

He's the one there who is just running away to avoid the missile. He is also my soon to be ex .

*whistles at the circulating nuclear weapon*

There boy *points towards RD*

*the missile heads towards RD*

*missile explodes and no one is harmed*

What about the one following huffers?

OH! That huffers! I've heard so... moderate about him!

is it the aim of thingities to kill each other

Oh, yeah. All the time. Why I remember that one time Dragonqueen sat on me. And set me on fire. And ate me. And... sat on me again. There was that incident with the pogo stick. And Kitush is constantly injecting dangerous chemicals into me...

look will you just die? I want this marriage thing to be annulled.

Well, look, were you even married under a representive of the state and/or church?

You can't even count me in that cause Godben won't let me run his religion anymore...