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The s have stolen the underwear.

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Yes, eexceelleeeent.

Lots 'o parsing errors today, or is it just me.

The digestive system's at it again

*hic*

Someone invited me here.. saying I seemed to be the right kind of person for this thread???

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I have been here before

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Push one down, turn it around ....

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