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Abdoulie, Zabdoulie, it's all nonsense to me
Existential Elevator Posted May 7, 2004
Isn't that the parrot we were looking for... Wassisface, Homer?
Abdoulie, Zabdoulie, it's all nonsense to me
AlexoOo Posted May 9, 2004
"That wasn't a reef, Hermi, that was the Isle of Wight!"
*Looks through telescope*
"Sorry Dibbler, you are quite wrong, if we follow the sun we'll end up where it sets i.e. in the West."
"Will someone stop that Damn panda gnawing the main mast?"
Abdoulie, Zabdoulie, it's all nonsense to me
Existential Elevator Posted May 10, 2004
I'll have you know that panda is my current husband!
Abdoulie, Zabdoulie, it's all nonsense to me
AlexoOo Posted May 10, 2004
Well, please make him stop! Tell him it's only faux bamboo.
Abdoulie, Zabdoulie, it's all nonsense to me
Existential Elevator Posted May 11, 2004
*goes and nags the Panda*
He isn't listening to me. I think I may have to file for divorce again... Stupid thing.
Abdoulie, Zabdoulie, it's all nonsense to me
AlexoOo Posted May 11, 2004
*Hands EE tranquiliser rifle*
I'm not asking you to do it for me, I'm asking you to do it for this expedition, and this crew, and the mast!
Abdoulie, Zabdoulie, it's all nonsense to me
Existential Elevator Posted May 12, 2004
Exactly! For the crew!
*shoots the Panda with a tranquiliser dart*
*no visible effect*
*gives up and hits said panda over the head several times with the gun*
*panda is unconsious on the floor*
Abdoulie, Zabdoulie, it's all nonsense to me
(crazyhorse)impeach hypatia Posted May 12, 2004
only a few more to go
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Hermi the Cat Posted May 12, 2004
Isle of Wight? Wasn't our departure somewhere in the Carribean? Otherwise I bet that parrot is getting cold. And I suppose I should probably renavigate. (Is that a word?)
*notices senseless Panda and gnawed mast...
Did we forget the panda food or did he just lack manners? 
Hey Crazyhorse, the panda is just knocked-out. Not dead. Your work remains unlessened. (Another non-word. I love it!)
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AlexoOo Posted May 13, 2004
Yeah, Hermi, we have panda food in the hold. Err, they do like Chinese take-aways don't they? Not that he's hungry at the moment, he seems to be a bit tired.
I don't believe it! A few hours out of Southampton, and already we are lost! I think Homer is lost (and cold) too.
Abdoulie, Zabdoulie, it's all nonsense to me
Existential Elevator Posted May 14, 2004
lalalalal llama
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(crazyhorse)impeach hypatia Posted May 14, 2004
ive always fancied a anda skin rug for in front of the fire
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Existential Elevator Posted May 14, 2004
Go for it. Just don't tell the RSPCA... 
Abdoulie, Zabdoulie, it's all nonsense to me
Hermi the Cat Posted May 17, 2004
Or Peta. Or WWF. Or any of those other organizations that would take a person away for a long time if they dared to own a panda run. Although, I'm not sure anyone would object if they were to meet this panda first. How exactly did you end up married to him EE?
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Hermi the Cat Posted May 17, 2004
*sheepishly
Make that Panda rug
(So that's what the preview button is for...)
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Existential Elevator Posted May 18, 2004
WE all understood...
Well, remember how I divorced Bob the llama? And was canoodling with a camel to get back at him for running off with Homer? Well, it turns out his best friend, incidentaly the best man at our wedding, that stupid ,Panda was going through a tough spot with his wife. Well, one thing led to another, and before I knew it I had the biggest hangover in Vegas, and found myself with yet another deadbeat husband. Some women really do get all the bad luck...
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AlexoOo Posted May 19, 2004
*Runs up onto deck looking a bit flustered 
*
I was just down in the hold looking for panda food, and I noticed that one of the crates bearing Captain Khamsin's insignia has a gaping hole in it.
The rabid spoons have escaped, and are loose on this ship!
Abdoulie, Zabdoulie, it's all nonsense to me
Existential Elevator Posted May 20, 2004
ARGH!!!
What are we going to do?
Abdoulie, Zabdoulie, it's all nonsense to me
Khamsin Posted May 20, 2004
quick you must
we need a vast supply of custard... thick custard
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Rojo Habe (48-1+2-7) Posted May 20, 2004
AHAAARRR!! 
Better start believin' in silly threads - yer in one!
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