h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well I could always wear a striped toga if it'll make you feel better

*beams catnip to Schrodinger*

Have all you like. It grows wild around here. Now can you see the pink stripey llamas? There's one over your left shoulder.

My panda,Bamboo,has wander off w/Bob+ & Homer+;has anyone seen them? Oh,& h2g2 help staff wrote back asking me if I could pinpoint how long & at what hours surfing the DNA zone has been impossible.I said the last 4 days for me...

Bob? Booob Booobbbb? There you are! Where`s Bamboo,my giant stripy panda?

Deni - the timer beeped! The sandals are thoroughly soaked in pudding. (I hope you like catnip pudding)

*Beams sandals to Deni* Look they went so fast they're smoking! Enjoy!

PS. We never did find out if Steve Martin was the answer but I think it was.

Don't worry, eventually the catnip wears off and you won't see so many pink stripey llamas.

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nonsence is nonsence...

bigerrt....urgh?

Are you the arbitrator of nonsence zel?

Look, I know jam's supposed to be sticky, but it IS supposed to wash off, right?

Wheeeeeeee! Hello, llamas! Aren't they pretty? miaow. ahahahaha! lookit lllllllamaaaaaaaaa! yay! MORE CATNIP! YAY! wheeeeeeeeaow! boink.

lalalalala.

Wow !

Thanks Hermi. The sandals are a bit goo-y though. Does that wear off or will they just fuse to my feet. My pet penguin sucks them while I'm wearing them which makes walking a bit difficult and now plobble (my pet penguin) seems addicted to catnip.

I personally find the pink stripey llamas a bit TOO much because they clash my my striped toga.....

GOSH !

Homer just flew by........... wearing a pudding dog-collar !


Errrrr.... could that just be a catnip-induced illusion ?

It looks real to me. More more more catnip yay! Um.

*collapses on the floor*

*spinkles some reviving catnip over Schrödinger's Cat-flap*

hello !

you look out of sorts, confused and probably in a state to make unwise decisions

can I interest you in a 5th-hand stripped toga... it'll make you look like a double-hippo


only a million pounds, or dollars, or euro, or yen, or baht.... well any currency will be considered....

you JUST sign a cheque, I'll fill in the amount


Have some more catnip

*sniggers at evil ways picked up from Homer clones...*

*spinkles some reviving catnip over Schrödinger's Cat-flap*

hello !

you look out of sorts, confused and probably in a state to make unwise decisions

can I interest you in a 5th-hand stripped toga... it'll make you look like a double-hippo


only a million pounds, or dollars, or euro, or yen, or baht.... well any currency will be considered....

you JUST sign a cheque, I'll fill in the amount


Have some more catnip

*sniggers at evil ways picked up from Homer clones...*

*is chasing the pink llama*

Soooooooo............ no more canoodling with the camel then !

*tries somehow to tastefully point out the reference to chasing the "magic dragon", and what with the catnip and llamas...and....Oh well.*

He had the hump.
It wasn't the same as Bob

So I guess you think that camels are some kind of sub-llama species, is that it ?

Camels always have a hump or two... you should accept that difference rather than try to get them to conform to some "perfect" llama role-model.....

Thought you were too good to canoodle with a humped beast is that it......

*goes off, muttering loudly, to find quasimodo and have a *

Are you calling me a humpist<?>

Look, I'm still pretty heartbroken about Bob. Give me the most perfect, streamlined, well propotioned llama in the world, and it wouldn't be good enough

The particular camel I canoodled with just wasn't my type. He was a raging alcoholic.