h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, if the humpist hat fits ...... !

Let's face it, you only mentioned the ultra-minor raging alcolism AFTER humpering about

Quasimodo is MOST unhappy about the humpism in this thread and I dare not even mention a for fear of being called a raging alcoholic !

Is this how you treated that POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR llama ?

Well excuse me for being hurt in my love affairs!

I'll have you know that many of my friends are camels, and the one I canoodled with was just some cheap flouzy camel.

That 'pooooooooooooooor' llama ran off with the contents of my bank account, and the remains of my heart!

I need some more of that catnip...

THE GREAT TURN-AROUND............


Have a another gallon or two of catnip... Now just how RICH is that poor llama....

er, btw, is Bob short for BOBINA or for BOBERT ?


2nd btw: Cheap flouzies are at least a CHEAP way of getting over love affairs. Courting a turtle could really get you in the soup.

*takes catnip greatfully*

you don't want to know It was horrible.... We were going to rennovate a nice little cottage in Southern France...*sniff*

D'you know, I asked him that and he wouldn't tell me.
Suddenly our whole relationship seems suspicious...

I guess so

Here's a vat of catnip....

Well, it has to be said : a llama never changes his stripes


Maybe you should start a new hobby, a collection of toe-nail clippings or something.....


er, so Bobina/Bobert is in fact actually indeed VERRRRRRRY rich. Do you remember whether he/she has an interest in toga-wearing double-hippo types ?

Thanks...

Thankyou, I think I will

come to think about it, s/he did have an odd fetish for them....

Hootto needs Threepio to translate and all the computers of Star Trek and will all be able to see each other, talk to each other and get fed/watered by the replicators and then there is the entertaining holodecks and we will all be given comm badges and therefore we won't have to learn different languages as we will be able to understand each other. There will be no booting with Star Trek computers and we will be able to have a holodoctor.

katrine

*beams truckload of catnip to great resevoir in h2g2 sky* Feel free to help yourselves. It may help the camel to look like a llama.

I had no idea catnip worked on other creatures. Groovy. It's nice to share the fun.

Whoa! I think I just saw Bob with a Panda - and I'm catnip-free at the moment. It appears that they are on the trail of Homer too. Apparently they heard about the huge reward Spook is offering for the return of his (no longer pungent) Parrot.

Right you are,my invisable pet is Bamboo,my giant panda-who,by the way,is quite interesting after indulging in catnip (he does prefer bamboo).Now it`s safe to say that Homer+,Bob+,& Bamboo+ have been vacationing in the Danish beech grove...well,actually,they`ve been drinking at Hati`s bar & creating quite a stir,what with Bamboo riding Bob w/a Homer on top after a few too many s.But,all in all,it was a much needed vacation;what with the death-squads & overt adulation& tricky elevators & pudding sandels & thoughtless humans...

Tell me the truth now, does Homer have a catnip problem ?

I'll tell you when I stop seeing flamingoes

EE you're identifying with Homer, please nip the catnip in the bud while there's still time..... and take the fishfingers out of your ears ! (you're so much better looking without them)


HooooooooooooooooooooooMMMMMMMMMMMeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr

Parrot to starboard !

Odd you should ? about catnip;it seems to be a universal addic/relaxant...You wouldn`t think that,say,Bob would have brought a stash of it along on vacation w/him--or,for that matter that Bamboo,after a few s,would mistake it for Bamboo & get totally snockered on it..let alone Homer,trying to nest in it...I think that`s why they`re back at 10,000 posts-trying to score more-they do seem to have a lot of $ I must say,1st class all the way...

Too tired to read the backlog.

Have we found that darn parrot yet - I havent been here for a week.

No parrot. He ran off with my llama, the little

Darn.

*is still seeing swirly flamingoes*

I think it's time I kicked the catnip...

I would have thought you'd prefer kicking Bobert/Bobina....


Bring on the catnip and lets form a posse to get Homer !

Any sightings ?

Has the 10 000 mark been forgotten ?


Will Homer never be found ?


Or has the weather been good most places ?


A still-caring Homerite -- NOT an evil clone homerite although now I think of it....


Arrrrrggggggggggg (scary scream to frighten everybody)