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Oot Rito Posted Apr 26, 2003
Are you trying to tell me something captain....
The parrot is sick ? hurt ?
Do you realise what this is doing to me !
*throws up hands and faints dramatically*
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 26, 2003
STILL
YES
STILL
ON FLOOR WAITING FOR ASSISTANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SEF Posted Apr 26, 2003
Oops - another dead researcher. 
[sends out trash-collector robot to sweep deni away and leave the thread clear again]
There. Much better. 
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 26, 2003
It's already been a bad day..........
I'm going off to look for the parrot all by myself.
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SEF Posted Apr 26, 2003
It turned out to be a nice cruise.
There were plenty of snacks and some booze.
When things got a bit dull
he could chat with a gull
and keep up with the latest bird news.
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SEF Posted Apr 26, 2003
When they finally docked at New York
he found that he'd mislaid his fork.
But he didn't despair
as his towel was still there
and he still had his swiss army spork.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 26, 2003
I dream last night I was waiting for a 
the came and suddenly I was on a train and then an areoplane. I ended up in Oxford Circus and then Heathrow Airport. I went on the areoplane but the plane would not go and then in the next few minutes I found myself on the Jaffa beach in Israel and the plane was stranded. I then thought I had landed in Spain but I was somewhere in Essex. I then I tried to get on a 
but found myself on a lorry. Then after that I found myself on a going through wormholes as though they were going out of fashion and ended up back in Essex.
kat
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spook Posted Apr 26, 2003
SEF and everyone else - B779741 is a better parrot picture for the parrot poster!
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wysiwyger Posted Apr 26, 2003
But his fork (what a crafty utensil)
Was disguised as bar-tenders pencil
What an un-looked-for thrill
When he totted the bill
And the paper turned into a stencil!
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SEF Posted Apr 26, 2003
It turned out that customs in port
were stricter than he had first thought.
He did disembark
but he hid until dark
to avoid quarantine laws if caught.
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creachy Posted Apr 26, 2003
or the priest of avalon that nearly won the grand prix?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 26, 2003
I do not where to find the parrot in the picture library.
kat
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