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SEF Posted Apr 25, 2003
I don't think I've bitten anyone recently.
I might have nibbled some people a bit though.
But I'd rather skip the rest of it.
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 25, 2003
Calling all parrot-spotters
Calling all parrot-spotters
Calling all parrot-spotters
Have I got your attention?
Right, we need to set up a parrot watch covering the entire Casablanca - Luton flightpath.
As first volunteer, I choose Casablanca.
More volunteers please. Choose your sighting area as you volunteer. First come, first served.
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 25, 2003
Come on. Stoppretending you don't exist.....
Calling all parrot-spotters, calling all parrot-spotters, calling all parrot-spotters (see above)
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spook Posted Apr 25, 2003
yeah, but SEF, take the mating rituals of 3 races, and see if you get to the same conclusion as me.
Humans:
BOING - BOING - BOING -
- OH YEAH, BABY, YEAH!
Klingons:
BITE - BITE - SCRATCH - SCTRATCH - -
- OWWW, I HURT AND HAVE BRUISES!
Vulcans:
WAIT FOR 7 YEARS - WAIT FOR 7 YEARS - MY BLOOD, IT BURNS - MY BLOOD, IT BURNS - -
- SEE YOU IN 7 YEARS!
which one of those mating rituals would you prefer?
spook
ps. did someone mention my parrot?
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OwlofDoom Posted Apr 25, 2003
I think you'll find what you have listed as "Klingon" is actually just a variant of the human ritual.
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SEF Posted Apr 25, 2003
This parrot was not to be thwarted.
The futon thing had to be sorted:
by enlarging his nest
or by checking the rest
of the items which could be imported.
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 25, 2003
Have a cold shower and read post 2304.
OR
Pretend you're a vulcan, you've had your fun and now you can devote the next 7 years to the parrot.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 25, 2003
Deni I will be a parrot spotter.
Spook Human but not sure if it exists anymore and if there is any scientific proof of it ever existing.
kat - human mating sceptic
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 25, 2003
SEF: Are you going to compile all of these and enhance the lives of parrot-stoppers everywhere? Please?
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 25, 2003
Great Kat... Welcome onboard so to speak. What sighting area do you want ?
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SEF Posted Apr 25, 2003
The problem required more thought.
There was so much which he could have bought.
But nothing he saw
on IKEA's shop floor
matched the exquisite futon he sought.
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SEF Posted Apr 25, 2003
I think my limericks and story are more likely to lie buried and forgotten in Spook's thread forever under the weight of all the other postings - just as the thread itself will slide into oblivion under the other journal and conversation entries in the list on his space.
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 25, 2003
Can you do another poster for SAVE SEF's LIMERICKS for me to put on my site.
If you all agree, I'd like to expand the Parrot campaign to a "Find the Parrot + Save the Limericks" quest.
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SEF Posted Apr 25, 2003
So the parrot set off once again
With his patent defence against rain.
As he walked down the road
like the drops his thoughts flowed
and a cunning plan formed in his brain.
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 25, 2003
We can't spend the rest of eternity going through this "soon to be 10000 posts" thread looking for your limericks..... come on don't be shy..
By the way, I have to go
so, toodle-pip
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 25, 2003
We can't spend the rest of eternity going through this "soon to be 10000 posts" thread looking for your limericks..... come on don't be shy..
By the way, I have to go
so, toodle-pip
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- 2301: SEF (Apr 25, 2003)
- 2302: spook (Apr 25, 2003)
- 2303: SEF (Apr 25, 2003)
- 2304: Oot Rito (Apr 25, 2003)
- 2305: Oot Rito (Apr 25, 2003)
- 2306: spook (Apr 25, 2003)
- 2307: OwlofDoom (Apr 25, 2003)
- 2308: SEF (Apr 25, 2003)
- 2309: Oot Rito (Apr 25, 2003)
- 2310: SEF (Apr 25, 2003)
- 2311: Reality Manipulator (Apr 25, 2003)
- 2312: Oot Rito (Apr 25, 2003)
- 2313: Oot Rito (Apr 25, 2003)
- 2314: SEF (Apr 25, 2003)
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- 2316: Oot Rito (Apr 25, 2003)
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- 2320: Reality Manipulator (Apr 25, 2003)
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