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Post 2301

SEF

I don't think I've bitten anyone recently. smiley - erm
I might have nibbled some people a bit though. smiley - bigeyes
But I'd rather skip the rest of it. smiley - yikes


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Post 2302

spook

i prefer human mating. much more pleasurable!smiley - biggrin


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Post 2303

SEF

smiley - erm Presumably so, if you're a human...


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Post 2304

Oot Rito

Calling all parrot-spotters

Calling all parrot-spotters

Calling all parrot-spotters

Have I got your attention?

Right, we need to set up a parrot watch covering the entire Casablanca - Luton flightpath.

As first volunteer, I choose Casablanca.

More volunteers please. Choose your sighting area as you volunteer. First come, first served.


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Post 2305

Oot Rito

Come on. Stoppretending you don't exist.....

Calling all parrot-spotters, calling all parrot-spotters, calling all parrot-spotters (see above)


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Post 2306

spook

yeah, but SEF, take the mating rituals of 3 races, and see if you get to the same conclusion as me.

Humans:

BOING - BOING - BOING smiley - bleep - smiley - bleep - OH YEAH, BABY, YEAH!

Klingons:

BITE - BITE - SCRATCH - SCTRATCH - smiley - bleep - smiley - bleep - OWWW, I HURT AND HAVE BRUISES!

Vulcans:

WAIT FOR 7 YEARS - WAIT FOR 7 YEARS - MY BLOOD, IT BURNS - MY BLOOD, IT BURNS - smiley - bleep - smiley - bleep - SEE YOU IN 7 YEARS!


which one of those mating rituals would you prefer?

spook

ps. did someone mention my parrot?


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Post 2307

OwlofDoom

I think you'll find what you have listed as "Klingon" is actually just a variant of the human ritual.


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Post 2308

SEF

This parrot was not to be thwarted.
The futon thing had to be sorted:
by enlarging his nest
or by checking the rest
of the items which could be imported.


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Post 2309

Oot Rito

Have a cold shower and read post 2304.

OR

Pretend you're a vulcan, you've had your fun and now you can devote the next 7 years to the parrot.


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Post 2310

SEF

How about "none of the above"? smiley - erm


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Post 2311

Reality Manipulator

Deni I will be a parrot spotter.smiley - smiley

Spook Human but not sure if it exists anymore and if there is any scientific proof of it ever existing.

kat - human mating sceptic


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Post 2312

Oot Rito

SEF: Are you going to compile all of these and enhance the lives of parrot-stoppers everywhere? Please?


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Post 2313

Oot Rito

Great Kat... Welcome onboard so to speak. What sighting area do you want ?


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Post 2314

SEF

The problem required more thought.
There was so much which he could have bought.
But nothing he saw
on IKEA's shop floor
matched the exquisite futon he sought.


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Post 2315

SEF

I think my limericks and story are more likely to lie buried and forgotten in Spook's thread forever under the weight of all the other postings - just as the thread itself will slide into oblivion under the other journal and conversation entries in the list on his space.


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Post 2316

Oot Rito

Can you do another poster for SAVE SEF's LIMERICKS for me to put on my site.

If you all agree, I'd like to expand the Parrot campaign to a "Find the Parrot + Save the Limericks" quest.


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Post 2317

SEF

So the parrot set off once again
With his patent defence against rain.
As he walked down the road
like the drops his thoughts flowed
and a cunning plan formed in his brain.


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Post 2318

Oot Rito

We can't spend the rest of eternity going through this "soon to be 10000 posts" thread looking for your limericks..... come on don't be shy..


By the way, I have to go

so, toodle-pip


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Post 2319

Oot Rito

We can't spend the rest of eternity going through this "soon to be 10000 posts" thread looking for your limericks..... come on don't be shy..


By the way, I have to go

so, toodle-pip


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Post 2320

Reality Manipulator

Deni can I do parrot spotting in Grays in Essex.smiley - biggrin

kat


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