h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've just noticed something...you just used the word 'e-vil', as in eslashvil. Did you do that before I introduced it into the vocabulary? 'Cause I saw another familiar face from the BoE using it a few days ago

As for the ALF page, well, I'll hop right to it...Siamese buddy

I started using a it a few years ago, actually. Mostly because it's the way that I say it. Like so: "Eeeee-vil."

Hehehehe.

Are we gonna keep the sewed together things going in all the other threads too? And when wre they gonna detach us, are /are/ they going to?

Cause you know I love you, but I like a little privacy every now and then, ya?

I don't think I could be stitched to you in every thread, no...there are so many that I go to just to say nasty things about you

If they don't want to separate us, we'll *make* 'em. Right?

*Does a Siamese high-five, which is quite awkward*

yeah I guess we'll havr to, or we'll have to figure out a way to seperate ourselves by magic.

I mean, you'r a wizard, and I'm a jedi elf with a dragon daemon. We could do /something/, right?

Maybe you want to do something...I'm quite happy with the view And I, of course, must only use my powers for good. Or profit. Which is also good.

*Coughs gently, rubs fingertips together*

You are a sick, sick twisted little man. *pinches his cheeks*

But that's why I like ya!

...And stop staring at my ankles.

Sorry for the long absence, you guessed right. Vice City is taking up most of my spare time, *and* I chose a bad time to start getting serious about doing Study and Performing Well I'd like to be on more regularly, really, four days away just builds up waaay too much backlog.

Anyway. How are youuu?

What, besides being mad as all at you? Hmm, lemme think.

Well, the Terranic governing system will soon been disolved completely. It sees the the only person not yet agreeing with the proposal for this is spook (because he is a spoiled rotten 15 year old [or so he says, but I rather think he's more like 12 or 13, the way he was arguing with me.] brat,). Presumably because he doesn't want to have a realection as no one will ever vote for him again (Call me crazy.)

Anyway though! I've gone mad. I have a paper due Friday that isn't even started as yet and any number of other things that I have yet to do and I need to do them or fail every class that I'm in. ...With the possible exception of tai chi and tae kwon do.

<---me going mad and crying-----

Did you get the paper and other stuff finished? It sounded pretty serious. Don't go mad and cry...I'm no good with crying madwomen

*Offers a box of tissues*

So if I want a house in Terrania I have to write up a page and give the link to the Planning Co., do I? I may not, actually; judging by the amount of time I've been able to invest in the net lately it would be a pretty deserted house

In a word, ditto (about the housing thing). Maybe we should just be lazy f**** and get flats or something? *shrugs* I don't know, and I don't particularly care at this point.

About my paper, it's finished, I got it turned in, and I don't know my grade as yet.
I can only hope that I got full points on it.

I'm sure you will - you so clever, such big big brain

Just borrowed the extended DVD of LOTR from a guy who bought it even though he has no DVD player. The extra scenes are pretty good, but I'm glad I didn't wait the extra months.

Off to do a little more on the ALF page before someone shouts at me for not doing any over the weekend...

Good. You /should/ do more.

Oh, and spook's found us, curse him and crush him. <---gollum voice---

Well, I guess directing your anger at someone online is more healthy than smashing windows in RL. But you really need to stop letting him bug you. I think a lot of what he says is playing on the fact that he knows you dislike him - take away his ammunition, is the best advice I can give. But yes, I do sympathise

Remember: many that die deserve life, and many that live deserve a damn good thrashing. Can you give it to them? <---(Gandalf voice)

*blinks*

You're asking me if I can give a thrashing to him?

WELL OF COURSE I CAN! You know that as well as I do. I don't know, perhaps you're right though, I should just start ignoring everything that he says. If anything that would only annoy him more. And perhaps cause him to stop following me about like a litte lost . If I didn't shudder every time I thought of it, it would almost seem that he fancies me. Or something. You know? I mean, I can't remember the last time someone's followed me about like this. Save maybe you, you little schoolboy you.

Amyway though.

Only 26 more days until the One Film to Rule Them All. En't ya just drooling???

Twenty-six days?!? Too long! I hadn't realised How was the game of 'The Two Towers'? Finger-licking good? I'm considering getting it, when Vice City is exhausted.

Are you going to be one of the Twelve? I've got an invite, but my browser won't show me the keypad symbols, just those bloody squares you get. Meh.

If spook fancies you, maybe you should suggest he show it in some more refined way. Like pulling your pigtails, or pushing you in the playground I can't get my head round that theory. I'm your stalker, am I? And I thought you hadn't noticed the wide-angle lens aimed at your house...

Oh, of course I noticed them!

Anyway, yeah, The Two Towers game was good, but it only took me about 3 hours to beat it to peices. (I played through the game as Legolas, because he is such a pimp like that.)

Oh, and yeah, I'm already one of the twelve. I'm MJ12-2, to be precise. En't that just a treat? Oh, and if you can't get through to the thread because of those keypad things, I can always e-mail you a link to the forum. Would you like me to?

Please! I've found my way to the HQ, but can't make it past the elevator. Can't post much now, have to run off to bed like a good little schoolboy (I'm wearing the schoolboy uniform, you know ). Ciao!

Mr L

Ow! (of the schoolboy uniform.) Save some for desert, babe.


Annnyway, yeah, I'll get right on that e-mail.

-J

Got it...expect me to drop in on your house soon and clear out your drinks cabinet. Dammit, you don't drink, do you? Bah, well at least you'll be a gracious hostess and install a mini-bar, right? I get irritable in threads if I can't mess with a

I have a mini-bar in the dining room, dear. Feel free to help yourself, as I won't drink any of the alcahol. (As you yourself said.)