h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*kicks him in the shin*

*Silently congratulates self for having the foresight to put on shinpads before making that last comment*

Your foot OK?

*grins, because she is wearing steel-toed boots)

My foot is fine, thank you.

Then that was a rather pointless excercise all round. Ah well...consider me chastened. Why were you kicking me, anyway?

Kill! Kill her! Gaaahhh!

Hehehe. I like these guys. They make a nice counterpoint to my mellow, laid-back nature...right?

*grins* I think thay're rather cute.

But anyway. I can't remember why I kicked you, and I'm to lazt to look at the backlog, so unless you look at it I guess we'll never know. (Really I don't care. Sorry I kicked ya tho. Lucky you had those pads on, wot)

Oh, and you made me cry in the BOE, so you might want to go and appologise. Or something.

I run off and apologise, offer tissues, etc.

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And you type really really slow.

I know, I know. For example, it has taken me forty-six minutes to write this posting. Too much bad anime animation has fried my higher brain functions

Oh yeah, that's great, just blame it on the bad anime...



So what were you watching?

Let's see...I think I was watching my dinner gradually disappearing down my throat. It was okay, not exactly riveting

Oh, right. Hmm.

So...

*uncomfortable silence*

*Coughs gently*

*Uncomfortable silence resumes*

Right, so anyway. Um.

How are you...?

Not bad. On midterms, hence the odd net hours. I love the way my whole balance of sleep shifts without school. Now I'm going to bed at two and getting up at about the same time. La vita e bella.

Netwise, it would be nice if you didn't kick me so much. Couldn't you find some less physical way to express your p***ed-offedness? Perhaps a disapproving look?

Anyway. How's Colorado treating you?

I guess I could be a bit nicer to you, but what fun would that be?

Anwyay though, it's all right, I'm just sick and tired of missing my boyfriend. It sucks. He goes to school 75 miles away and we're lucky if we see eachother twice a month. I can't handle that. But anwyay.

Ouch. That really, really bites You keep in contact though, right?

*Exudes sympathy and understanding towards JJ*

If it would perhaps help, I dunno...maybe you'd like to kick my shin?

*Presents shin*

Oh, we talk almost every night over the phone, and most times online at some point as well, but I really hate not being near him. he was just here this last weekend, and I miss him already. It's like, every time he leaves it hurts a bit mroe.

See, we've been friends for about 4 years or so, and we only ust got together this last summer. But we have such a strong relationship! We're one of those couples that you see and you go "Oh my god, they're so cute...! ...I want to throw up now," I never wanted to b like that, but with Ross... It just feels right, you know?

And no, I don't want to kick you now. Thank you though.

Yeah, I know couples like that. And yes, you do make people sick But in a cute way. And everyone really hopes they'll find someone someday they could be so into. Trust me on this one

So, if the whole thing's getting you down and you ever need to let off steam or just type a lot of smileys at anyone, consider me here. And annoying, of course.

Legion, you're a sweetheart, really you are.

And I hope that you can find someone you can be as cute with someday. It's no ends of fun, trust me.