h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you wear some kind of special gear for tae kwon do? You could tie up your hair and go as the Karate Kid Wax on, wax off...

I'm not doing anything either. Meh. Here's to an evening of sitting in front of the box not being scared by a series of horror films.

Okay, I caved and I dressed up. But as a Harry Potteresque witch, not a Jedi. Mostly because if anyone asks, I'm going to say something along the lines of, "Look, it's a holiday for you, right? Well it's a vacation for me. Out of 365 days, I get to dress in my normal manner one day. That day just happens to be today, so I decided to take the opportunity give to me."

It should be fun.

I wear a tae kwon do uniform. You know, white with a white belt (as that's all I am as yet.). I look like warmed over death in it though, because it;s too big. They don't make uniforms small enough for girls that are 5'4 and freaking waifs. It dun work that way, I guess.

Waif you may be, but I'm sure you can split piles of bricks with your hand and smash blocks of ice with your head, right? When you're freaking out the Normals, you should just mention that not only could you put a hex on them, you could break their neck with one arm tied behind your back. Samurai witch...has a ring to it, doncha think?

So I'm here uncostumed and unloved... grimly aware that I'm soon going to have to cave in to Fate and start watching bad horror movies. I do have a little German translation work to do, though. I don't suppose you know the German for 'chakra'?

I'm getting an image here of you sitting at your PC tapping away at the keyboard with a big pointy black hat and robes Say it ain't so!

I was earlier, actually.

But not now. I'm in my customary black t-shirt (this one has princes Leia on it...!) and dark blue cords. I'm home now, so I have my "normal" clothes on. ...if they can in fact be called normal. But anyway, I'm gonna poke you some more now. GO GET AIM! It's free. Just go do it, for me? Please? Pretty pretty please?

Alright, alright. Any general directions as to where I might find it? Is it an AOL product or what?

go to www.aol.com and then scroll down until you see the thing that says "AOL instant messenger" and then download it. It is a product of aohell but you don't have to have aohell to get it. Okay? Okay.

It shouldn't take terribly long to download, and when you do, my screen name is jjedijjade.

*does a happy happy dance*

That should be , of course.

*Skips off merrily to download the program from AOLTimeWarnerNewsCorpMcDonaldsWalmartMarthaStewart corporation's website*

Thank you!

But hey, think of it this way: Now you'll be able to see how crazy I really am. ..And you won't have to feel impotent about your slow posting.

As always when registering for online names, my belief in my own originality and uniqueness has been shattered. But I guess you know what I'm talking about, JjediJjade?

Say hello to mrlegionesq - and that really is the best I could do Software is downloading now...

It seems I've actually registered as both mrlegionesq and misterlegionesq. Their page must have messed up on me somehow. Guess I'll use the shorter one.

Yes, I had to use two j's, but it worked out, as my nickname is JJ.

Mrlegionesq isn't so bad. I like the equ part, especially. <laugh?

This is the last time I try to eat noodles and type at the same time...!

Check out all those typos. Jeez.

Hahahahaha...
You liked it, you know you did... (AIM)

*Hangs head in shame*

I did, I did. But I'm shocked by your language - surely not appropriate for an elven princess

Oh shaddup... *gives him a noogie* You geek. You're as bad as I am.

True, true. Still, I'm a half-mad demon-infested waster with delusions of megalomania. Swearing like a trooper is OK for me. *You* are an elf and a Jedi. Shame on you! Wash out that potty mouth!

Hey hey hey..>=! I'm an elf who's been fairly humanised (There aren't many of my kind to hang about with, you know that...!

And scondly, I'm only Jedi out of a very ed up default process mission... quest... theng.

Go check the BOE thread, the whole stort is there, I've only just told it to Skull.

Two days without JJ...

*Curls up, starts twitching from withdrawal syndrome*

Oh, Lgionsy, you know I'd never abandon you...! I just had a looooot of schoolwork this weekend. (I would have had less, except for the fact that I've put it off for way too long and now everything's due. heh heh. I'm a champion procrastinator. If procrastinating were an olumpic sport, I'd win the /platinum/ medal.)

Lots of work? I can identify. Actually I can't I just spent forty minutes making a study timetable with nice writing on it in lieu of homework. But moving on....

About the ALF page. Hmm. Nothing about it, really. Anything you'd like to see on it? An inspiring message from our founder, perhaps?

An inspiring message? Hmm... We're gonna have to chat about that one.

But yeah, I gave you what I want to see on the page (somewhere) on one of the other threads, I'm not sure which one (Gods, Legion, we are in far too many threads together, you know...? [why am I bringing out the e-vil smiley so much? Gya. You're a bad iunfluence on me, you are.]), but you'll find it eventually and probably without too much difficulty.

Anyway though, I'll try to be on at a more reasonable hour today so we cna chat, right now it's 8:15am (woah) and almost time for Tai Chi! I gotta !