h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, John Denver can't send anything, because he's dead. Is Bob Denver still alive?

Nope.
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How on earth did I get unsubscribed from this conversation?

How on earth did I find it again??



Nice to see elwood, though. Maybe he's been licking his wounds from the Tigers' crushing defeat in October?

Elwood is a good man, more like a tennis ball than an egg. When he falls, he bounces high and gets back in the game.

I'm fuzzy like a tennis ball too

No I will not recover from the World Series defeat.
I still am smarting from the 1987 Pennent loss .
But I hope the Tigers are back in it next year.

I did have an enjoyable Super Bowl party last night.
( I was rooting for both teams - can't lose that way )

Football teams have roots?

They must. Otherwise, how could anyone root for them?

Great strategy, elwood!

I need to get a strategy, but the strategy stores are closed now.

Order online.

I got mine from "Strategy-R-Us"

They had better prices than "StrategyMart" or "Strategy Depot"

All I could find was a violin store called Strativarius.

Well play on, McDuck!

McDuck?



Have I morphed into a duck when I wasn't looking, like some character in a Kafka story? let's see, do I have a bill? No. Webbed feet? No....

I might have morphed into a click beetle.
Kafka would be mean enough to have done that to me.

If he were alive, that is. Since he isn't, either someone who knows me has been channelling Kafka, or I've created another wacky conspiracy theory. .

.....

"There are more things on heaven and earth ..."

There are more things on heaven and earth......
and they're freezing their butts off right now!