h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, is it? Hmm ... Odd. I don't remember dressing up like Bugs Siberian Armadillo, but then ... Well, I guess it kind of makes sense ...

The Halloween stuff is already coming out in the shops here
Halloween is October 31. Thanksgovong in Canada is October 13
What's with people nowadays? We barely get summer over with, and already the shops are trying to cram another money-making scam down our gullible throats!

On another note, I DID talk to a lawyer today. He is trying to help me get my divorce from Ken, and has been doing a search to find him for me, so I can go to "Legal Aid" and proceed in getting the b*st*rd off my hands

Not all lawyers are scary Some can be helpful when they want to be (That must be the key, then. They have to 'WANT' to be helpful.....)

Great news.

We haven't got any halloween stuff out here, but I reckon it won't be long. But those of you that've seen my MSN picture know I don't need a costume anyway .

Hey, everybody! Did you know that Halloween stuff is out, already? Look at all the cool stuff I got! I ... Gullible throats ...? I mean ... Um ... Hey! Good for you, lady!

You have an MSN picture, Roadkill? I didn't know that. *looks* Oh. Quite fetching. The cigar suits you. We should trade beard-grooming tips sometime.

Certainly, kamrad.

I meant my instant messenger picture, though.

Oh, I haven't seen that one. Is it better than the other? Seems like it would be hard to top the pure sense of ... Um ... Er ... Workers control the means of production. Yeah, that's it.

I do rather like my profile. I haven't got any hatemail yet, but when I do, I'm going to try and seduce the senders using my sensual communist wiles.

'Tis a good profile. I'm sure anyone tempted to send hatemail will find great difficulty in resisting your offers of saucy communist action.

Only kamradettes, I hope.

Yes. A good point. You might wish to find some sort of non-saucy communist action to appease the kamrads. Perhaps some kind of platonic communist action.

Oh no, I reckon I'll turn on the communist charm for the kamrads as well. Just for the hell of it.

Don't forget to wear your sequins.

There will be sequins galore. And tassels, and lace.

Sounds very alluring. It sounds so alluring, in fact, that I'm currently trying very hard not to picture it.

Just where are you placing those tassels, Luv?????!!!!!

to both of you handsome young men!

We're placing them on Road ... Oh, right, you mean *where* on Roadkill. Well, I don't know really, you'll have to ask him. I'm busy looking the other way and trying not to picture it.

I think round about the shoulders should do. Just by the sequin'd Hammer and Sickles.

Oh, that sounds very alluring. Can you swing them around?

The tassles? I most certainly can

*Swings tassels around*.

These hammer and sickles also have clockwork motors in them, they spin around.

*Turns on clockwork*

See?

Ooh ... Impressive ... And oddly hypnotic.