h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aww...Thanks, everybody. You're both extremely groovy, as well.

I'll limit my blue-haired-lady-terrorizing to three, then.

Groovy then

I just heard my 9 year old son say "it's 5:15pm", then heard my 8 year old say "no. It's quarter after 5!" Then my 9 year old said "Trust me. My way's better. It's correct!"

KIDS!!!!!

Thanks for keeping to a limit with the blue haired lady chasing

I can remember having massive arguments as to whether one hundred was bigger than a hundred, or vice- versa.

Well, of course you remember it. It was like two days ago, wasn't it?

And he was arguing with you, Arthbard?????

Well, if I was I don't remember it . I think it was about ten years ago.

Arguing with me, yes. I lost, unfortunately.

Nah, only kidding. Besides, I'm always right and therefore unable to lose an argument.

Always right? You're not a mother by any chance, are you?

Hey!
How come nobody told me that Mothers could be right
When did the powers that be pass that law

I'm not sure. There was a case taken to the supreme court, a mother was arguing that since mothers know best they must also be right.

Then, someone argued that Father knows best, and there was a huge debate, and it all ended in a massive car chase...Or was that The Blues Brothers? Well, doesn't matter. The point is, I was right, so if I said there was a car chase, there must have been one.

There may not have been a car chase if there was no movie.

But there had to have been a movie, if there was no car chase. Or, I mean, If there cars crashed and there was a movie...No, wait...The movie chased the cars to...I'm confused...

So am I. Shall we agree never to speak of it?

Hi!
I get to shoot a wolf if I see it here!
It stole one of the yesterday, and I chased it with a baseball bat
Not so good to face a wolf with a baseball bat. Not safe enough.
So, because it is taking animals in the middle of the day, I get to protect the farm
I'm afraid of having the weapon around, just in case my stupid ex comes here.
I'll have to hide it VERY WELL!!!!! And be VERY CAREFUL with it!!!!!
I did manage to come within twenty five feet of the d*mn thing yesterday, while it was carrying away the . It is BIG!
I thought it was a coyote at first, but found out it was a wolf up close and personal like.
~k~

Karen the Brave!

I have really good methods for hiding things, only they are more applicable to Cantabridgian suburbia.

Do you have any plans for how to get rid of it, aside from clubbing it on the head/ asking a local someone to shoot it?

I know how to use a gun
I am going to have one here (but don't tell anyone!) until the wolf is gone.
It isn't mine, so I have to be secretive about it if I have to use it. It will be stored properly, out of harms way, so no one can accidentally come across the thing and use it on me


On a lighter note, I took three to my kid's schools today, and the old folk's homes in town.

Am I ever tired, but it was worth it to see the faces of the kids and the old people. They all had turns feeding the and cuddling them, and the loved all of the attention.

~k~

I think I know how to use a gun. I did elementary weapons training with my navy cadets section. Hide well.



I used to mark all my stuff with "If found, put in a better hiding place".

I used to have a b-b gun when I was younger, but that and the super-soaker are about the extent of my weapons expertise.

I remember BB's, they were fun.....

Arthbard, perhaps you could jump out at it? Scare him to death?