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<< Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming, "Schadenfreude aside, I simply can not officiate negotiations between disparate 'House of two Red Dog' fighting, bull riding >>

scuse me but I'm just catching up .... who is Ranganathan and is he, she or it in a relationship with Annabelle because levitating corsets is only something you'd do between consenting adults isn't it ?

Ranganathan was a Indian who devised a system for classifying books (Dewey Decimal and Library of Congress are two other systems).

I'd be surprised if he ever levitated anybody's corsets, let alone Annabelle's. Maybe I was trying to creating a Googlewhacking opportunity by including Ranganathan in the same sentence as levitating corsets.

Anyway, the only way to make some intellectuals interesting is to make them lecherous.

I'll have a go then

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming, "Schadenfreude aside, I simply can not officiate negotiations between disparate 'House of two Red Dog' fighting, bull riding, lip-smacking

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming, "Schadenfreude aside, I simply can not officiate negotiations between disparate 'House of two Red Dog' fighting, bull riding, lip-smacking, rabbit-cuddling

Quasi-judiciously, Ranganathan levitated Annabelle's corsets, exclaiming, "Schadenfreude aside, I simply can not officiate negotiations between disparate 'House of two Red Dog' fighting, bull riding, lip-smacking, rabbit-cuddling, obstreperous