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Hugs for all the fans

Post 141

Uncle Heavy [sic]

dont laugh. youll only encourage him

smiley - tongueout


Hugs for all the fans

Post 142

Lighthousegirl - back on board

* giggles *


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Post 143

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

smiley - silly


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Post 144

Shea the Sarcastic

Hey! I get to meet Paul this weekend! YAY!!!™


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Post 145

Lighthousegirl - back on board

Lucky Shea!


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Post 146

Shea the Sarcastic

Yeah ... I'm the luckiest girl in the world! smiley - biggrin


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Post 147

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Maybe I'm the lucky one smiley - smiley.

I get to meet Shea, Tacsatduck, Batty,
Mr. Cogito, etc. I haven't been to
Manhattan since 1983 or 4, so it'll be
fun to see how things have changed.


Pizza and Lemonade for all the Puns

Post 148

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Hmm, these puns haven't been fed yet today.



All I have are some frozen pizzas.....



and some frozen lemonade.



Fine. Dinner will be served in 15 minutes.


Pizza and Lemonade for all the Puns

Post 149

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

PUN FROM GENOA: For pizza sake, whena the fooda be ready?

PAUL: I just put it in the microwave......

PUN FROM GENOA: I don'ta wannna eata crow, even if ita isa waving.

PAUL: It'll be ready in no time. Anyway, relax, time is an illusion.

PUN FROM ANCHORAGE: Boy, those Aleutians really get around,
don't they?

PUN FROM GENOA: They get very round, froma whata I hear. Alla
thata fish they eat.



PAUL: Okay, here's your pizza. You can't make puns and eat
at the same time.

ALL THE PUNS: (While eating) We sure can!


Pizza and Lemonade for all the Puns

Post 150

Shea the Sarcastic

Any lemonade for the non-puns?


Pizza and Lemonade for all the Puns

Post 151

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant



Yep, I have a secret stash of the stuff.



smiley - smiley


Pizza and Lemonade for all the Puns

Post 152

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

PUN FROM CAIRO: If Cleopatra walked through
the Roman Forum, would Julius seize 'er?


Pizza and Lemonade for all the Puns

Post 153

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

smiley - erm


Pizza and Lemonade for all the Puns

Post 154

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

It's okay, Dragonfly.

They'll all leave when I run out of pizza. smiley - smiley


Pizza and Lemonade for all the Puns

Post 155

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

OH!??? I'm very hungry... may I have some pizza!?? smiley - winkeye


Pizza and Lemonade for all the Puns

Post 156

Shea the Sarcastic

Yum! Thanks Paul! smiley - smiley


Pizza and Lemonade for all the Puns

Post 157

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Here's some pizza. I tricked the puns into going
outside, so help yourself. smiley - winkeye


Pizza and Lemonade for all the Puns

Post 158

Shea the Sarcastic

Can I get mushrooms on that?


Pizza and Lemonade for all the Puns

Post 159

Uncle Heavy [sic]

ok paul YOU can be the pundit if you *never* say anything ever again. deal smiley - smiley? smiley - tongueout


Pizza and Lemonade for all the Puns

Post 160

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Do be do be do.


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