h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aof few words I see.

I seem to attract people of few words to my fan club.
They must be lurking here like crazy, but the poor souls
are so minimalist that they can't/won't post anything that
might reveal too much (or anything at all).



And I promise you that if you elect me as the guest of honor of my fan club, I will move mountains (which were already moving anyway), make the sun shine (but only during the day), and preserve everyone's precious bodily fluids.

Wow, we had a sunny afternoon today, first one in ages!
You've got my vote Paul.
::Spots someone lurking::
Come out and be Baroqued.

Some of the lukers are the slugs that are feasting on my tomato plants in the damper section of the garden.

(I hope you realize this is the very first post I've made on hootoo in ages...)

Bravo Lady Scott and welcome back.
keep making those posts and soon enough we'll have a fence
around Paul's club.

Can we paint the fence in nice pastel shades so it goes with the rest of the yard's decor?

For instance, it should go with the whiteness of the Queen Anne's Lace, and the blue of the chicory, and the yellow of the dandelions, and the salmon pink of the milkweed.

*arrives carrying several cans of paint*

Ok, you wanted day-glo orange, hot pink and electric blue... right?

Yes, lady Scott, that's *exactly* what I wanted.

::staggers back::
Is that a fence or a cover from a 70's vinyl LP?
This thread calls for

Glad you like it - very retro, isn't it?

Tie-dye is my specialty!

that is so 60/70s and hippy
someone put on a Ravi Shankar album

33 1/3 rpm records don't fit in my CD tray....

No but a Duff beer does.

You'd have to flatten it severely to get it to fit when the tray goes back in, woujldn't you?

No problem so long as you drink the beer first.

Well, .
If you didn't want soe beer to drink, you wouldn't have bought the can in the first place.

Just think of the fun you'd have flattening an unopened
can of beer. It could be the start of a new world sport
using a sledgehammer. Contestants could be judged on the furthest
spatter.
(No sillier than some things that are considered sports today.)

This may make you grown in disbelief, but........ I used to enjoy a soup made from hot dogs, cheese, and beer.

That sounded very appetising so I had to try it.
What do you do about all the dog hairs in the soup?