h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Happy fishday, Em!

Hi!!

Join in?
Don't mind if I do
!!
hi to all Tilly's friends
cu...
lmfp

Congratulationth, Tilly. I would have been here thooner, but thome thnake in the grathth thtole all my thth, tho I've had to rethort to uthing thth, inthtead. Altho, I have to thtop frequently to wipe off the computer thcreen, and the keyth keep thticking...

*pours large *

Can we hear thome Pink Floyd while we watch the thlideth?

SLAMMERS....quick pour some more!!!

hugo, i've been meaning to ask you, since bbc has declared bubblish a 'foreign' language, is there anywhere offsite i can learn? if there is, i know you can't post a link here, but there is an email link on my page if you could email me a link
do you need any more ?

Um, I've only just applied to be a keeper, and now I get here and find that you're into the slammers already! You'll regret it. You know you will.

Cheers, I'll have an . Does nowhere round here do lager? Since coming back from Germany I find it so hard to drink this stuff, know what I mean? Mind you, at least it doesn't bloat you so much.

Sorry, where are my manners? Hello everyone , nice to meet you all.

This is a quite impressively long-running party, by the way. I'm surprised there aren't more , and people lying around. Well done all round.

Okay, I'll shut up now.

Oh, hang on a sec, what, precisely, would Bubblish be?

Don't suppose there's any cake left?

Always needs more ! I'm Keeper of them bubbles, you know!

weakpun, Bubblish is the more or less official fish language at h2g2. I'm not using it in this post because the moderators of some strange reason can't speak it and therefore hides posts in Bubblish until the h2g2 Bubblish liaison coordinator, our beloved Deputy Community Editor Abi has read and approved them. Read more at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A463745

weakpun, this is *not* an impressively long running party (yet). this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/f55816?thread=100657 is an impressively long running party. i'm currently serving drinks in the third to last post. please feel free to stop by and help yourself :-D if i remember correctly, the 100th keeper party was a rather impressive one, as well. this one'll get there, it is yet but a babe. *pours some more in hugo's bowl* hugo, you may be rather amused to hear that i was sitting in a hot tub over in shea the sarcastic's fan club the other day when my lackey had some fun by putting bubbles in the water. the moderators assumed his bubbles were bubblish, the post has been pulled, and it hasn't returned yet. the poor fellow that was moderated had never even *heard* of bubblish

oh, and weakpun, we have & but no
and when all that drinking gives you the munchies, you can have or

Hey kids! Actually broe, I'm afraid that what he posted there might have translated from Bubblish™ into something obscene in Russian!

Cheers!

As if our beloved Hugo would do anything like that
By the way, have you checked your page tonight, Hugo?
What's that?
I have a queue at my Keepers page?
Dear me...

*flies off*

*returns toHugo*

*flies off again*

I'll be back!

I didn't mean Hugo ... I meant my beloved Lackey ...

A busy !

Dang, my newbieness is showing! Thanks for telling me, broelan, I'll try not to be so much of a hick in future.

Anyway, hurrah! I am the newly-appointed Keeper of Stunningly Bad Jokes and Four-Hour-Long Irrelevant Rants. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

? ? anyone?

(chomps on a )

newbieness is nothing to be worried about, we were all newbies once and you're definitely not a hick! i'm an authority on hicks, being in the midwest us
and if no one has shared this with you yet, you can find the rest of the similies here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/a155909

i'll have a please

oh, and congratulations on your keeperdom! here's a joke for you to keep (i'm done with it )
how can you tell if there's a bug in your sandwich?

it crunches


oh, and one more, i actually found this one on another thread here at h2g2:
two fish in a tank. one says to the other: do you know how to drive this thing?
(no offence intended, hugo )

a-HA! I liiiiike.

*surreptitiously pockets jokes in laughter-proof pocket extension*

Thank you - the first donations to my collection.

I have a double of
"What's E.T short for?"
"I don't know, what is E.T. short for?"
"He's got little legs!"

Anyone want to swap?

*slurps *