h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Love week is hereby offically closed.

The Services of The Born Again Tarts will come to order, or not.

Today Tarts, & lurkers alike, I have two things I want to announce. Firstly, ALL men, are you taking notes? All men are animals! Some jusss make better pets than others.
And I, Pandora, b.a.t. have found a new weight loss system...you need to be someplace, oh, like, say, New London, Ohio...someplace really, really COLD! The new weight loss program is called:' FREEZING YOUR AS* OFF'. It costs zero dollars ...*whispers...*we love when that happens. And can be done in the privicey of your own, or someone else's back yard.

Well, that's all the wisdom I care to share for today...I got a hottie
warmin' his buns by the fire. Drinks are on the house! Be careful as there's snow up there too!

Careful you don't scorch him, Pan...

Sorry I missed the party. I was giving private lessons to PC. <> My but he's a talented student.

Mama always said, "Get um young an' train um how you like um." And people wonder where *I* get it.

wauw, wish i was in the Ohio woods,on one of these hammock occasions, disguised as a very loveable specimen of an endangered species, (and yet wearing a kevlar-vest,as you can never know how a native american might feel about the Washington-convention,when disturbed in her beauty-sleep..) i´d give you a fair chance in drinkin´me under, anyday i´d happen to be in the neighborhood,which ,i´m sad to say, isn´t very likely, considering the distance between our respective revirs.. But ,hey, -That´s some bold page you´ve got there.. I´ll be back!

I shall hold you to it.

...*wonders what he means by "bold"...doesn't matter...*

Welcome Tarts and Lurkers alike.
Today's Service shall be, as, usual, short & sweet.
GodSpeed to all the Troops...come home in one peice &
do it soon!

For ALL of you boycotting all things French. I have delved VERY deeply into the subject and I am happy to let you know that French Kissing isn't on the list!

Drinks all 'round. ...*passes the collection plate...*

Be back after April 1st.

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OOh, what is this place? I have stumbled upon a new church in my quest for a church type thing.

Born again tarts? EEExcellent, let me take a seat in the congregation

Hmm, not much goimg on here, whens the next service due to start?

WELCOME!

The next Service will be sometime Sat. or Sun. or Mon. With no rules this is THE place to be...or not.
There have been some really good services. Most suck. I'm kinda' proud of that.
Sorry I wasn't here to great you sooner but I was moving away
(I hope) from a stalker. It's hard to THAT adored.
Anyway, help yourself to the refreshments. Condoms are on the night stand by the door, right next to the collection plate.
Whom ever put that button in there...I need two more jussss like it pa-leeze.

NOTICE ON BOARD: BASSMAN HAS BEEN ASKED TO PREPARE A SHORT COURSE IN SELF DEFENSE FOR WE TARTS...STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES.

Have a welcome wagon loo brush & a
plunger to boot. ~Later

Nice one, will do.



Moving away froma stalker? i symapthise, done the same my self mate (although didnt have to move away, just had to change phone number tc.). Hmm

That still bites.

I didn't have a Service this last week-end cuz I didn't feel like it.
I went for a four hour drive instead. I do hope you forgive me, or not.

I'm going to start getting organized so the next move will be much easier.
Tomorrow the fella's are bringing my billards table & setting it up for me. Something about hitting balls really hard & knocking them about appeal to me.

Here's your official 2003 Born Agan Tart Badge
Wear it in good health & feel free to put the b.a.t. tag after your name....*whispers...*i've had alot of rather interesting inquiries about my name...sorta' like chicken soup, "It couuldn't houurt."

I shall wear it with pride indeed ,

and of course i shall announce my membership to be a b.a.t to the world.

Hope u got your table ok, I like knocking the balls too, especially when u win .....

Dunno about me being a Born again tart tho, perhaps im more of a 'freshly grown' one. .

Thassss okay...once a Tart, always a Tart. Or so I hear.
In my youth I was a tart...now that I'm back in the saddle, as it were, Pierce has pointed out that makes me a re-tart.

When your first childhood meets up with your second childhood you may THEN begin to refer to yourself as a Born Again Tart.
<--- the secret to a youthfull complextion. (inside & out)

Im ready and raring for tartdom

However Im annoyed with men at the moment, just had BAD BAD BAD RUBBISH weekend with ex.

Its just not necessary!!!!! i find that helps more than

where is a good when u need one?

I've dated enough of um to know...there ain't none. Well, maybe one in North Dakota or sumthin'. People guess my age 10-15 younger than I am.
You would probably turn into a baby if you drank TOO much ...*takes the oj & drinks it herself to save her newest tart...*
That was close!

*stumbles in*

bout time i found this place again! *blink* thanks for the help batty!

nice one

let us gather round and give thanks for all that tarts possess

Cheers Pandora for drinking the . I cant guarantee my constitution sometimes. Am trying to come off the and ... until I dont need it anymore. hmm

Lady B&R!! Meet the latest Lady C!
All around! ...*tosses flower petals around...*Lest all get naked, we, er, wait. let's build the fire FIRST...then get naked and dance around drinking mead and putting flowers in our hair.
Or we co-o-ould jussss sit here thinking 'bout it.