h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

why do disasters follow me? you will not believe this one
Set off at 7.30 am for my interview, it's pouring with rain.....first the bus to the station doesn't turn up....Texts Nessie for train times...Don't panic another in half an hour can still make it
Gets to station..should make the 9.33am and still get there..buys a and ambles upstairs and over bridge to wait for train...9.46am still no train ok..don't panic runs back upstairs ,back over bridge to catch the 9.47am to Newcastle which will drop me at Durham..collapses in seat as doors close..
About 10 minutes later i smell burning....thinking it's the train heating moves briefcase...only to find smoke is coming from my briefcase now is the time to panic...
Opens briefcase..the small hand held fan my mother sent me is very hot..whips it out, removes batteries which are burning and and drops it all in my ..bangs down lid on cup and sit looking innocent incase i get arrested as a terrorist
(Nessie texts..grandma booby trapped it )
Finally gets to Durham and makes it with 5 minutes to spare....interview is crap..they obviously haven't read my application, and the disc left in the computer from the previous powerpoint presentation has the college name on it..so a member of staff.
Leaves and returns to station after climbing large hill..anyone who has walked up to Durham station will know this hill...
Gets on train..is buttonholed by old man who wants to chat,He gets off and I am surrounded at the next station by loud chavs with small sticky children equally loud ...runs off train at York,only to be button holed by miserable old lady with a loud voice at bus stop complianing about young people today etc. etc....I try to reason with her that they are not as bad as she makes out but wasting my breath.Glad to get on to get away.
Falls through door at home oblivious to the fact I am soaking wet...I just want to have a and some peace.
Why do disasters follow me? Nessie is still in hysterics over the smoking briefcase
to all...hope you had a good day.

things can only get better...

hopes the tasts even better after all this!

pheloxi....maybe I am cursed

nah! you are too nice to be cursed!

some one might have a Tabitca doll in a bathtub, but that some one does not know power of hootoo

it will be my mother

makes fishtank for Tabitca to put her mother in.

...wonders if the cats would eat piranhas

you've met my mother then?

never...unless I was not aware!

I just found myself chewing a little fly that I hadn't noticed in my beer. This, however, in no way compares to a smoking briefcase.

I thought when you mentioned pirahnas ..you must have

at roy...it could only happen to me...

may be the smoking briefcase was signal...

yes.... send help this women is mad

awww...we know you are able goodie!

thanks Pheloxi....why these things happen to me i don't know

I think gave this one before, but you need it!

clover A847019

I like that..just what i need

as long as you yourself as a victim you will be the victim.

brake thru the circle!

you need to read WOW - Wish Only Well http://www.wowzone.com/
one page I think you should read is about the founder of WOW Carmen Colombo. http://www.wowzone.com/cc.htm

so! that's where all my disasters are going, give them back, or I'll hold my breathe and stomp my feet

mammy says I'll be a proper little madam when I grow up!

.............sorry, i meant .

Bad luck Tabs If i were you i'd do the lottery tomorrow, you must be due a lucky strike.