h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*places 5 packets of balloons on the table for the fun and games later*

leeaves for 2legs (its a fireproof phone directory )

*Lights candle, leaves *


Happy birtday 2legs

Traveller in Time Fills the table with and

"Surprise breakfast !"

A very merry happy birthday, may all your wishes come true and I thought I'd help with the drinks...Thanks 't' lil ACE for invite.
x gallons, x a few bottles - can't drink without glassesgot tomore in taxi

Traveller in Time blowing one of the balloons lil dropped on the table

"Hey, look they are modelling balloons. Anyone a crown ? "

Morning!


Has the Birthday Boy woken yet?

5 Years old today! I suspect 2legs is at school where I should be but I have a chesty cough, the mumps and chicken pox with a sniffly nose. Oh well, happy birthday matey!

Morning everyone *sees the baloons

Happy Birthday

must try and wake up.... off to the bakery in a moment Don't know if I'll be on much this afternoon/evening think lodger might be working from hom eon PC today Anyone want a game of pass the baloon?

Yay!! Happy Birthday 2legs!

Morning! got a phone call from my Dad this morning at just after 2 AM to wish me a happy Birthday good job I'm always up late he'd just got back home from being somewhere else and ing but unfortunately the cat was asleep on his bed, and she'd only been asleep for 23 hours so she wasn't able to wake up and wish me hoppy birpday at that time

Traveller in Time opening the bedroom windows (already hours in the office)
"Well, Hoppy birpday to you! We will continue the mess so you will not notice you have been gone when you are back online.

(Must reset some logic, this does not add up)"

our cat vertually hibinates in teh winter.... its not much better at doing the being awake thing in the summer mind either just got back from bakery, 2 smarties cookies two choc muffins and two vanilla fingers and four fresh grannary bread rolls, and a small wholemeal loaf and of course a couple of packets of cigarettes from the corner shop time for me to do breckfast soon, I'm going to cook four sausages and fry two eggs and put these equally split between two of the bread rolls

oops! forgot a card---somebody design a smiley card please. is it time for yet....My round 's 's whats yours

Put a good lining on your stomach for the drinking later

Still not sure if I'll go out tonight or not.... I'll have to see what I think later... that won't stop me with the egg and sausage filled rolls though and I'll save the cakes for this afternoon probably <boing. may I have the pleasure of this dance?

Bappy Hirthday 2Legsh

*begins inflating more of the baloons jut grilling my sausages at the moment read to have my lunch still for me at the moment, need to wake up