h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have another birthday tomorrow, I've still loads'a aw! it's a water tank outside wi home brew in it (triple whammy stuff)

Hmmm, reading about inflating balloons reminds me of another sort of 'balloons', inflated with gas and floating over Cambridge College, which I just read about in a book yesterday, I could hardly stop to

Ok... Happy Nana and all that!


I actually found the party by accident... I saw that one of the busiests convos was "Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls" and it lead me here!

Finding partys by accident often leads to attending some of the more interesting partys I've been too.... watya mean 'gate crashing', naa its just being 'sociable' in my well so far today I woke up, drank a fair bit of coffee, went up the road to the corner shop and got cigarettes, walked up further to the bakery got bread bread r rolls, and cakes cooked up four sausages and fried two eggs and put them in two of the four rolls I bought, got a shower, took ages in the shower, washed my hair, put conditioner on my hair, used shower/bath luxary foam moisturisor stuff, got out of shower, cleaned bath, dried myslef listening to some music, put serium on my hair, dried hair, put on body lotion moisturisor stuff, put moisturosor on my face, and hand cream on my hands, put on some deoderant, got dressed, brushed my hair again, had more coffee and cigarettes, ate a cake oh and checked my Emails a few tims think we're probably* going out to the pub tonight some time, not sure really

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My party and I've only had coffee and water to drink thus far *begins singing songs from musicals*

time to start the

*sings * 'all I want is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air
why am I singing musical songs? why have I got that* song and another couple going round my head ? D I S CO!
*takes Lil by the hand

I'll tell you why...

Because the discordant ones are too hard to sing.

Ooooh! I love a good musical sing song. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, GiGi, Chicago, South Pacific *breaks into there ain't nothing in the woooooorrrrrrld, nothing you can name, there ain't nothing in the world that is anything like a dame sits back down and wishes that perhaps that wasn't such a good idea at somebodyelse's party*

Oh, I'm sure others will join in, me for example

Or me.

Happy birthday!

Hippy Bopday 2legs!

Hoopy frooday!

Aw, you got him a giraffe too? I knew I should have gone for the okapi... 'oh no ma'am, nobody buys giraffes, don't worry'... yeah right.

Ah well, I hope you like it anyway.

..... and now I'm standing at this bar and eyeing the dance floor here ..... and before long I'll be back on the other dance floor ......

*burp*
Lodger pulled a bottle of rather good champaing out of the fridge a whiel ago and we drunk it then I made foord for us, and now we go to the pub

check the voicemail on your phone


Oh and a very Happy thingy

A merrrrry christimus to all....in case posties go on strike.

Yayy *hic*