h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The h2g2 Spring Meet in London.

I think I might be able to go.

Not sure though.

I must really figure out times and places and trains and what not

aww, come on now...if I can make it, YOU can make it!

I've been on-site for 6 years now, think I should actually go to a meet...prove I do exist!

Oooh, but I'll be there - you may want to think twice

Traveller in Time on his head
"Hope you will meet some Researchers I have met before "

Aw puh-leeze. You think anyone wants to think you really exist?

Please come, Matt! This may be the only London meet I'll ever be able to attend.


I will let you know if he is real of a figment of some diseased imagination.

You are the bravest smalltown librarian I have ever known.

I dunno

There's a lot to be said for being resolutely non-existent

So, Pin, Waz and I are going to the Tate to see the Fairy Feller. Can't do that if you don't exist.

Good point.

I'm going to be around, natch.

Only I thought I'd stand half-a-mile off and watch you all through powerful binoculars

I don't either exist, Pinniped. We can have a nonexistant meet noplace for nonexistant researchers. I'll even create a page for it that nobody (as well as those without bodies) will be able to find.

simulpost. Shoot. I'm all alone. Well, have fun. Post photos.

Really? You're going to have to get off the ice flow one of these days anyway. With the polar caps melting and all. It would give Orchid a chance to show off her new bikini!

Smack!

Weird, do you think the English have something about binoculars, Hyp? Icy suggested that I should take some.

Yeah, well, there are degrees of non-existence, y'know, Leo?

I mean that Matt guy, he obviously a bit lacking in the corporeal subsistence stakes, right?

But when the non-chips are downish, it's probably best, assuming you're not a total nobody, to be sort of on the fringe, and kind of exist a bit, in an enigmatic way, so to speak.

Maybe.

OK. More simulwotsits.

No, we don't have a thing about binoculars, not as such, only these were damn expensive, and I'm gonna get value if it's the last thing I do.

Hey, Hyp? How did you find out about Orchid's bikini? That is so not for public exposure. Ohmygod. Don't go there. It's horrible...

I will not have you making fun of Orchid! She is at a very sensitive age. Just tell her it looks good. Or you could say it's amazing and you've never seen anything quite like it!