h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm glad you said that, any other reply would have disappointed me.

Does everyone agree we can't arrive at a concensus?

Hey, Matt - have you considered writing up something similar to your first post for ?

You know, I haven't really. But I'm happy too Or at least have my words twisted into some semblance of sense by a Post regular

Erm - I have, broelan. It should be in next Thursday.

My god, I'm a ventriloquist's doll?!

Don't know what you mean, I have started to write about hootoo related things for a few weeks ago, and this subject came up last week, so I wrote about it for the next edition. Don't worry, I didn't steal your post or anything.

Well, following the urgings from Matt and bearing in mind FM's rightful wrist slapping of the other week, I've just knocked off one on a subject I know about.

I'm not worried either way Just having some gentle fun

Well thank god somebody's contributing something worthwhile, I just keep giving them errant nonsense.

That's a turn of phrase I mustn't let myself get involved with. No, restrain yourself...innuendo sense tingling...must not...ah!

(dammit, think I did anyway)

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is free to all subscribers!! No need to steal anything


Don't forget, it's the 300th Edition!!





*s off to write a bit more in her new Guide Entry*

*steals a loaf of bread*

Mister, I'm but a humble hanky-feef, don't send me back to the colonies, I promis I'll behave.

Here, have some and chips in the 'ere daily rag I found...

No stealing? Where's the fun in that? Damn the internet.

'Mister, I'm but a humble hanky-feef, don't send me back to the colonies, I promis I'll behave.'

Is this how you got to Australia in the first place?

I've a suspicion this originally serious conversation is going all to pot. My fault, I'm sure.

Here, for all. It's nearly my hootooversary.

Is there any pot in that ? Might swing the conversation round again.

There'll be no swinging under MY roof young man!

*toddles in as a mere 3 year old, dragging her new Matt the Matt*


Does that make you very ooooooold, Uncle Matt?


Are you going to write about the 'Good Ol' Days'??