h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what can i do for you? pinkwrath?

Good job that fight didn't turn into anything.

Such things are restricted to the Arena - not the lovely peaceful garden.

Pinky, as co-founder, I feel you should either control or reprimand your slave, or take responsibility for his actions (while he's still your slave, that is).

JT

Which is why naturally I didn't respond, because though I am the professor of Chaos itself, disobeying the rules just isn't cricket.

Pinky doesn't know much about cricket.

She's in Texas.

JT

if you want to search for a researcher you need to go to advanced search and click on the 'find a friend' button.

sorry i dropped out there

stupid dermitologist

lol

good morning

Yes, it was rather a nice one wasn't it?

I'm going to take a nice stroll and find some lunch now.

JT

Good morning, did I miss the BBQ?

I think most people did, except Bobbyjoe656 ate all the ducks and had to get some new ones.

JT

We could have another one right now spontaineous like.

* goes off to collect stuff for fire and makes a circle of rocks

*Uses over-sized metal fist to punch through the rocks, creating a spark that sets the wood on fire*

I may be evil, but I make a damn good bonfire.

ive rapped some potatoes up in tin foil

I'm not too keen on rap - I'll sort out some decent music.

Cat Stevens anyone?

JT

Even British rap?

Hmm, what about Queen? Not too offensive

Yeah - I've just bought Sheer Heart Attack - I'll stick that on.

JT

*arrives with portabloe stereo player and some cooking tools and uncooked meats.*

shame we never got that bbq. all this stuff will go to waste now. hey, what are you guys doing?

bbq over a bonfire its all safe. well replace the turth sprinkle ash on the roses and thers no fallen branches (and maybe some smaller trees). It will look better than ever in the garden.

*air guitars with the stereo* #Don't you misfire, build me up, with the desire to carry on# Everybody!!