h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Fraid I can only stay for a short while, I'm going to see Baddiel&Skinner at 5 so I have to leave here at 4, I'll just steal the chicken drumsticks with the magnetic force I use in my gauntlet when nobody is looking. Mwahaha, Prof. Chaos wins again!

I'd realy like to get his picture up on my PS next to his profile, do I have to become a community artist to do this, because I can't really draw and the pictures are my friend's, but original nonetheless.

*picks up some fine single malt scotch and pours himself a measure on the rocks, sips it gently*

what is a gauntlet? the only time i had heard of one before is in the phrase 'running the gauntlet' but you mean the metal fist thing you are wearing.

if you want his picture on your ps i don't know how to do it but you could ask a community artist or even Lady Pennywhistle because she has a photo of her rabbit on her ps.

nice bio for Prof. Chaos. very informative. have you considered working in comics?

and don't worry about not staying long, no one else seems to be here anyway.

*puts a plate of drumsticks, corn and cheese on the table and begins cooking ribs and sausages*

Im here!

and are those beef or pork ribs?

A gauntlet is a name for a glove, but its mostly connotated with mediaeval metal gloves. Mine is, as the story explains, huge.

Yeah, I've had Prof. Chaos as an alter-ego for quite a while and a few months back I wrote a bio for him, never got round to doing one about his arch-nemesis, Tar and Feathers Boy. My friend and I (he draws, I write) had a great idea that the series of comic books could be about the bad guy instead of the good guy, 'cos its not that common. Dunno if I could keep coming out with decent characters for comics, I don't even read them 'cos I can't get hold of them sadly.

*commands over some sausage, doses it lightly with chemical enhancers and then scoffs it down inside a bun, quaffing whats left of the whiskey afterwards*

I brought the beer!

Tony's been laying in to it quite heavilly ,i;'m afraid!


Only one keg left.


Anyone fancy a diet coke?

Pah, Chaos scoffs at your coke and your dietness

Yes!

you should stop scoffing as you''ve eaten most of the food!


P.s. ducks are quite tasty

its not that bad

E.numbers!

Well now I have scoffed all the food and drunk most of the drink, I shall depart like the evil villain I am.

*Uses gravitational magnetics to hover slightly above the floor and glide away from the barbeque, looking oh-so cool and just a bit menacing with a glowing, oversized metal fist*

(Soz I couldn't stay longer, hopefully B&S will be worth it though)

We'll have to cook the Ducks!

you will NOT cook the ducks

if you do I will have to punish you

i like those ducks

*removes pile of feathers from mouth*

YUM YUM


what were you saying?

ok thats it!

Im gonna pusnish you as soon as I think of a good punishment

GOT ANYTHING YET?

hmmmmm.....

ill have to confer with galigan since he is the founder and im only the co-founder

hmm... purgery of ducks. that's pretty serious. i say pink decides the punishment as she was here and i have to go now anyway.

p.s. pink, you can make decisions if i'm not here.

*grabs a pork rib on his way out*

what did I do wrong?

we need food....

ducks are food and they are finger lickin' good1

This is not turning out to be much fun!

those ducks were for decoration!!!

and i have decided on your punishment

you are to cater to my every need for the next three days and during those three days you are banned from all the chairs