h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(Baker Street on tenor sax)

JT

i play that on alto sax and clarinet. which is better out of alto and tenor?

*Hangs meet over fire*

Alto is definitely a better pitch for the middle solo section - tenor's a bit low really.

And clarinet (or soprano sax) would be perfect for the very first refrain.

I want to get an alto, as it's better for rock sounds.

JT

Would you like me to go and catch some more meat?

Maybe a couple of rats and a vole or three?

Excellent as starters!

JT

buy all acounts (ive only had one) squirel tastes really nice, like rabbit. and guinnie pig (another singal but diffrent account) tastes really like chicke. so yeah as many 'starters' as you can get.

D'you want them live, so you can play with them a bit first (helps with the tenderising)?

JT

No kil them quick so they dont get scared. sweatens the meat.

Oh OK - if I must.

Can somebody get some skewers ready for when I get back?

These small titbits tend to fall into the fire.

C Ya L8ah

JT

*Prepares scewers*

Here we are - a few field mice to start with.

You can skin them if you want, but it's fiddly and the fur will scorch off anyway.

*Scampers off to catch more goodies*

JT

*puts mice on scewers in between bits of pepper and pineapple

Gazelle anyone?

Took a bit of catching (and I know it's too big for a starter) but my super powers just kicked in and so...

JT

ill have a little

Where did you find a gazzele

Africa - where else?

You don't think I nicked it from West Midlands Safari Park or Dudley Zoo or any such thing do you?

I only go for fair game - not captives - where's the sport in that?

JT

alright

*tears off a chunk and starts eating.

umm thats good gazelle

The horns are a bit crunchy, but the skin over the skull makes excellent crackling!

JT

crackling on a gazelle? now i've seen everything.