h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

serves yourself right for having cheep petrol and calling it gasoline!

*eyes Cal's nose*

Weed whackers are not to be trusted. Batty, you were lucky to escape with life and limb. A little hair loss could be blamed on a clumsy student barber or something like that.

My haircuts are closer to sheep shearings.

You live near a sheep ranch, or do the haircuts make you feel sheepish?

I'll let my hair grow for a while, then get it cut much shorter in one go. I have gone from waist length to collar length before.

I meant to go for a slight trimming to remove any dead stuff... I ended up with hair that is just slightly below my jawline..

I have hair to the jaw-line too. My missus is nagging me to shave again .... Sheesh.

*giggles* are you saying I should invest in laser hair removal?

That might depend, I suppose. Just how hairy IS your laser?

I wouldn't let anyone come anywhere near me with a laser I've seen James Bond

Evangeline, you looked gorgeous in the photo that I saw of you, so I doubt that the length of your hair would matter a lot.

Thank you, Paul.

A couple of weeks ago, my brother asked if I had ever tried this all natural hair straightener at our store. I was using it at the time.

I can speak from experience (having been a brother, and having *had* a brother) that brothers sometimes don't pick up on stuff.

My brothers do miss things. I can't blame him for this one, though. The hair straightener only made my hair a little glossier. So, what I had was shiny hair that was still all over the place.

Yeah but at least it was shiny!

I gave up on hair spray a long time ago.

Hairspray? You know, I can't visualize John Travolta as Maxine. Divine will always be the only one who could do that role.

Anyway, thanks for the

You're welcome.

I've seen 'Hairspray' the movie.

How are you doing, Paul?