h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

s live for ever
little boys seldom do

and probably Puff just was in too bad physical shape. Ate too many virgins or so...xmas is a time when far too many humans and unfortunately even s over indulge

I often hear about overindulging, but never about underindulging.

what do s overindulge in? kerosene? brimstone?

Personally I prefer dragon slayers. The adrenaline gives an extra touch to the meat

But you don't ever get the *best* meat. Think about it. The dragonslayers that you eat are the ones who do their jobs in the worst possible way. They failed to slay a dragon, and were themselves slain. By all rights, the best ones would be the ones who slew dragons.

who said I eat them....

would be a waste to eat them ..

to eat them before .. that is ..

I don't know about that one... lazy dragonslayers would be far more tender than the real go-getters who would be stringy and tough..

Jussss wanted to wish every one Police-I-beenbad!
...*whispers...*for those who do not speak Spanish, Merry Christmas!

comprende

ah, si-si. me understand now. right back at yo

Well, I might taste them... a little...

just nibble on bits and pieces?

"who said I eat them...." [DragonQueen]

I thought that's what you meant.

The taste of the last attempted dragon slayer I caught was very ......pleasurable...

is that a helmet stuck between your front teeth?

If he was German, he'd more likely be a Helmut.

No, that must be a piece of his chastity belt

When have men ever worn chastity belts? Or had anything to do with chastity?

Pandora, is that you????

Just in time too if DQ is flossing with some poor dragonslayer's chastity belt again... Pandora can pick the lock on one of those things in 10 nanoseconds flat!

Well, isn't that a special talent?