h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

pick a lock of a male's chastity belt? no way! unless it prevents successful use of his tongue

I always thought chastity belts were supposed to be put below the mouth...

Men's jockstraps are sometimes called "Nose guards." It's a euphemism.

guess it depends on what you're wanting to remain chaste..

I guess it does.

nose? I never thought of that. I prefer the tongue though.

who knows? Maybe a new interesting way of eskimo kissing....

Are you into tongue depressors?

Nope. I prefer freely movable tongues....

mm.. tongue depressors? maybe an idea for .. unsatisfactory achievements??

Yes, but you can constructr cute little reindeer ornaments for the using tongue depressors (or popsicle sticks)

*starts to wonder how much eggnog everyone has had*

ah yes, but the ornaments will be sent to long term storage soon.. I'll not make any new ones now, so .. if I understand correctly I have this set of unused tongue depressors?

Two weeks ago, I had one glass of eggnog.

What's an eggnogg?


drinker

An eggnog is the huge bald head of any member of the Conehead Family.

Can you eat them? Do they cause maldigestion?

No one has ever eaten a Conehead. The opposite is not true. Coneheads have 6 rows of sharp teeth, so dentists love to see Coneheads walk into their offices. $$$$$

*wonders how the conversation got from eggnog to coneheads and their relationships with dentists*