h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*jumps in from the top of a tall tree*

* at Tewa *
Hi Galen! Welcome to the Church of the Holy Tail, or at least it's temporary home..

You may have to wait a while for the real one, I finally became an official procrastinator the other day! Woo Hoo! Plus I've got to walk all the way back from Scotland after going to save the Tail from the s.

cool, i certainly feel welcome. can i worship it here, or what is this about?

Absolutely Galen! You just need to come up with a title. We already have a High Priest and a Guardian. Worship the HT (and it's keeper ) and vow to protect it. Then I will come up with a name for you In Cherokee to go with your title/name.


Been meaning to speak to you about Scotland. Would you mind salving where I got shot with this wonderful salve Michele made up? The wound is quite near the HT and I figured you'd expect to do it yourself.

You must worship the tail in the approved manner of getting on down and strutting your funky stuff. We have both types of music here, funk *and* soul, so shake your tail feather, get on the good foot and do the bad thing (which appears to be fast becoming the first official prayer).

Ooh, Simulpost!
If you have a look back over there, you'll see I recently fell back in to the thread with rather a thud. I'll get to the salve right away!

hmmm...



*gets down and struts his stuff*

hmmm... could i be the official petter of the Holy Tail

Sounds like a good job I second that motion, as Smokey Robinson nearly said once. Batty? Down to you.

Official Petter, eh? As I recall your petting led to the HT almost getting singed in the first place... okay.. what the heck..

*leans over to Tewa, who is salving the wound* lower, dear..

*now wonders what she's going to call him in Cherokee as she's almost positive there is no Cherokee word for Galen or tail petter*

*rubs lower*
OMMMM-OFFICIAL-PETTER-GALEN-YES-INDEEDY-GET-ON-THE-GOOD-FOOT- AND-DO-THE-BAD-THING-MY-SON-OMMMMMMMM

*takes out her ceremonial sword (without moving from being salved ) and calls to Galen*
I dub thee - Ganv'utana - Petter of the Holy Tail!


rub: ganvliyedi (no word for pet, as I said)
tail: utana

woops.. forgot to change the subject for the announcement..

Hello great Priest and Keeper! I decided to take advantage of your generous offer and join the Church of the Holy Tail (if I am worthy that is). I can get down and boogie with the best of them (shakes her own tail) and as for a title I thought I would be the "Healer of the Holy Tail".

What do you think? *flashes her best "come hither" smile, shakes her bootie some more and bats her eyelashes*

Oh, and did I mention that I myself am part Blackfoot Indian?
(shakes her bootie again, does the moonwalk and spins)

Poifect, Michele!!! You don't happen to have a Blackfoot name, do you? Would save me from making one up in Cherokee using your title


now if we could just convince all of them that the ceremonial garb is a loincloth, olive oil and pineapple slices. Something only my wonderful High Priest seems willing to donn..

as u know Batty i only wear my specail armour, it has all my artillery, oh and hello to all newcomers

Oh come on now Angelecon - you can't tell me that at the end of a harsh day of making crystal weapons, a loin cloth and a little olive oil don't sound comfy???

(whispers back to Batty - sorry I don't know any Blackfoot, my Great Grandmother on my dad's side was full-blooded Blackfoot from New York, unfortunately, when she married and moved out to the midwest I think she tried to fit in as opposed to celebrating her Indian heritage - a shame!)

not really
my suit has built in air conditioning,
and my suit is filler with a foam that
perfectally fits to my body to prevent
discomfort.
i can make this as well as weapons if u
or anyone else wants one

Sokay Michele. My Cherokee comes from my father's side and they did the same.. I actually didn't learn much about my heritage until I moved to Tulsa for a bit (knew it was good for something!). Of all things I learned my Cherokee heritage and such from a Lakota medicine man!

You want your name to just be your title in Cherokee (of sorts anyway) or is there something else you'd like expressed. After all Galonuda literally means 'Crazy Gun' and Angelecon seems to like it just fine..