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*thinks 'Drat.. I almost got away with it! *

what would you like to wear?

Black Bants, Grey T-shirt, Brown leather Railgun Holster (with Railgun) and Black Storm Coat (only when I need the armour).

Works for me... do you have a title you'd like?
*stalls for time as she tries desperately to find a Cherokee version of the name 'Wargamer'*

What do you mean 'Karioke version' of my name?

*giggles*

I gave a Cherokee name to Plastic Squirrel (Tewa is Cherokee for Squirrel) and one to Agelecon (Galonuda is Cherokee for Crazy Gun).

Hmm... something like "Player of War"?

Well, *ahem* I'd like to thank god for not existing and thus allowing me to start a religion based entirely on a tail with no real ceremony or system of belief. I'd like to thank Rambo ( ) for driving me mental enough to do something like this, and I'd like to thank Batty for having the tail in the first place and protecting me from the Artist formerly known as Giga Strike's mase attacks. I'm accepting this award not only for myself, but for all worshippers of Tail anywhere. I will also add that the Loincloths are *not* compulsory (observe TJ and Shea's engagement party for my own recent alternative, can't be arsed to put the link up) but when not in that garb, I claim use of flashers macs and Bogartesque Trilby hats as a more priestly alternative. And finally, I would like to thank James Brown. Get on the Good Foot and do the bad thing people.

I only said I'd like to thank all those people, unfortunately, I'm not able to. Ah well, maybe next time.

There is no real word for player (that I can think of). I have the following so you pick a combination and I'll make your name from it...

War: danuwa or danawa (warrior is danuwa-asgihi)
Actor: advnelisgi
Game: enagayahi


Though I might come up with something better when I get my hands on my Cherokee dictionary tonight.

All you need to come up with is a title (ie PS is the High Priest of the Holy Tail).

*applause* Great speech! *applause*

*bows* (hair scrapes on the floor as a clue to Batty)

How about Custodian of the Holy Tail?

Banana Custodian?

Wha?

??

*looks at Tewa bowing in his loincloth <bigeyes*

*everts eyes*
i think i will take the title of "gaurdian of the tail"
since i have the artillery handy
and PS please refrain from bowing
and i agree that was a very good speech

Okay, official priestly attire, the aforementioned mac and hat. So no more peeking at my fur, and no more need to avert any eyes.
*waves incense about*
*coughs*

I have pronounced it (badly, and in a posh accent) so it must be so.

*takes out her ceremonial sword and gives Angelecon hisx formal title*

I dub thee Galonuda - Guardian of the Holy Tail!

*wiggles the tail to make it official*

*waves some more incense about*
*coughs some more*
OMMMMM-GET-UPA-(GET-ON-UPA)-OW-OMMMMMMM

*leans over to Tewa*

save the loincloth, olive oil and pineapple slices for later, yeah?

But of course, a high priest must commune with his deity on *all* levels must he not? And don't forget the mayonnaise