h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is she using the towel to make her ears look more innocent, d'you think?

Here - can you smell rotten fruit? *sniff*

Well, I suppose ear cleanliness is next to chinleyness

Ha ha ha ha, rotten fruit, Oh Trin, you say the funniest things sometimes ha ha.

Er, yes, ha ha ha *sniff* coo, pong ... funny.

My wig!

So, that's your game is it?

*Rubs list with stick of Jurorbegone*

What? Whaaaaat? I just happened to find this bag of fruit and thought I'd try a spot of target practice while I was waiting for the trial to begin.

Jeez. You solicitors and your 'artistic' temperament.

I'm a barrister, goddammit! Look! Look!

*Holds out 'QC' badge*

Do you know what that means? Well? Do you?

No. Really. Do you? I've forgotten. All the other barristers keep teasing me and calling me 'Nobby Norolls' - whatever that means

The line on the Q looks like it's slipped.

Is it meant to be "Trin Tragula BC"?

'Big Cheese'

I like it!

I do believe it stands for Quaintly Curious?

Or was it Quirkily Colloquial?

Maybe Quite Common?

"Quite Common"

*Sprays scrambled eggs*

I prefer Big Cheese.

Could we have Quait Common instead?

As in Air hair lair?

Rather!

Oo! Mrs B sighting!

*grunty grunty grunty*

All right - who did you ?

Taaa daaa You grunted your eminence? *genuflects*

No ing today though sorely tempted. They're all much more 'relaxed' around me now, so I'm now privy to all manner of crudity aswell. I'm telling their mums I got roped into doing another ing week n'all

Nope, I had one of the piggies do it for me - good lad!

*grunty*

Well, so you should tell their mums, no excuse for crudity. Crudités, on the other hand ... vol au vent, madame?

I do hope you're not exploiting the Grunty pigs, I'd hate to have to report you to the RSPCGP *and* your mum!

Ooh, vol au vents. They always remind me of the 70's, alongside avocado dip, and Blackforest Gateau. I hated Blackforest gateau, it pretended to be a chocolate cake, then surprised you with that icky sour mush in the middle when you weren't looking.

Exploiting? Can't you hear how happy he is?

Oo, yes, BFG Can't say I ever cared for it myself.

Cocktail sausage on a toothpick, madame? (Bit of pineapple on there too, give it a touch of class). Or would you care for a cheese ? Nothing but the best ...

It's Abigails Party! Hurrah!

I take it the Gruntys are properly represented...you know, with a union and everything?