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Mrs Bojangles Posted Feb 10, 2006
Oooh, really naughty links then. Why Ms Footbacon, I'm surprised at you!
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Trin Tragula Posted Feb 10, 2006
They caused something of a stir at the time ...
Well, they did once 2legs found them 
'Oo where does this go then?' ... as I recall
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Mrs Bojangles Posted Feb 10, 2006
Bless him, he did have his entertainment value at times.
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Trin Tragula Posted Feb 16, 2006
*Battered and misshapen jumper crawls in, groaning and attempts to hide*
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Baconlefeets Posted Feb 16, 2006
He's got the life force!
Aww. *Sniff* Maybe I overreacted. Poor little SPider Jumper.
Come here, Spumper. 
Have some Smash.
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Mrs Bojangles Posted Feb 16, 2006
No! Hit it more until it's totally squished. We're girls, and girls hate 
s
*retreats to safe corner of the thread*
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Baconlefeets Posted Feb 16, 2006
Aww, but look. It's all quivery and it's hand's bleeding and...it's hand is bleeding?
What kind of spider is this?
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Trin Tragula Posted Feb 16, 2006
*Profusely bleeding hand keeps up juddery spider-like motion in a desperate effort to meet that Guinness Book of Hootoo Records record-breaking hour tally*
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Mrs Bojangles Posted Feb 16, 2006
Never mind...it's probably one of those mutant spiders that were on the news...from space...Mars I think. Yes. That's it, it's a spider from Mars. Go on. Bash him.... I mean it!
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Baconlefeets Posted Feb 16, 2006
Never did like those,pesky buggers. 
Right.
*Lands on jumper*
*Checks for movements*
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Baconlefeets Posted Feb 16, 2006
I think it's safe now, Mrs B.
*Picks up limp jumper with pokey stick*
I'd better stick it in the wash...
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Trin Tragula Posted Feb 25, 2006
*Stops holding breath*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
The Hootoo Breath-Holding record is mine!
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