h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The pecan's mine

She used to come out (when she was still able) and stand in front of people trying to drive in and tell them to clear off, or she'd insist on knowing who they'd come to visit and how long they'd be..."I've lived 'ere 25 years I 'ave, never used to have all this toing and froing of 'your sort'" And much more obnoxious stuff that can't be written down here, racist doesn't even begin to describe her

I got Skinny Cow icecreams

Don't like nutty chocs anyway. Anything caramel has my lickies on it

Good she doesn't come out any more I'd... revv up my engine at her

Don't like caramelly ones with Jangly spit on.

See? Match made in heaven, we are.

A pair of teddy angels

'night, gawjus

All hail, you, teddy god person, you

Amen *genuflect*

(just in case )

Indeed we are

And if you like coffee chocs and leave me the strawberry creams, we should definitely think about marriage

N'night darlin'

I do and I don't

*goes shopping for a size sixhunderdandtwelvety wedding dress*

Shall I have a train, d'you think?

*preens and twirls*

Hey! Slow down there girlfrien', I only said we should think about it. Ain't no-one gonna shackle the Janglester bebe

What time are we rendevouzering the morrow? How big's your car again?

... but I already put a down payment on a locomotive!

*chin quivers*

When's good for ya? It's huuuuuuuuuuuuge (see what I did there? Limo writing )

But you haven't wooood me enough, more wooing, a girl needs lotsa wooing. Chocolates are a good start

Whenever suits. There's 7 boxes, and a couple of binliners of stuff. (Sherbet (blue bear) lived to cuddle another day).

11?

Woo, schmoo I'm the one in the dress You woo, moo!

11's cool

I've no woo left in me

http://www.eecs.umich.edu/~joshual/LatT/ldytrmp6.jpg

*click*

I'll be Lady, you be the Tramp

*clicky*

N'aawww


That's not the first time you've said that is it?

You got me.

Woof?

'sides, I was talking to Trin




A23004460 You want to tell me where I am going wrong? I am halfway through it. Ain't done method yet, but you are right there in the first sentence

Every time I see the word 'tabbouleh' I want to boogie

Just sounds so...

Tabbooooooooooooooooouleh!

Eeee eeee! Get down!

Offers Trin a cool cloth for his head and a chair

You likes ma tabbouleh, mon?

You calling me a fairy?

Very nice dear, as is your tabululu

I could never be a married lady. Too many people in the equation to get humphy with.

Actually, just reminded me of the lil' s First Communion shindig, when Trog swanned in and took over the tabalulu making process, the poor wee lassie that was making it didn't know what to do with herself