h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sniffs 'pits*



No.

You miss me?



*looks around*

Something looks different in here

G'is a waft over 'ere *deep sniffs* Aaaah luverly!

Yeah, I have actually. How goes it?

*looks around*



*kicks choccy wrappers under sofa*

How so?<huh?

*wafty*wafty*

Better?

Going ok, if I could just work out what to write in these little forms here

*points at a six foot high pile of papers*

*looks around*

Dunno, really, the room seems bigger, like there was something in here only it's not anymore, y'know?

Nectar

Did you contact the bods we spoke of t'other day? Get some support at least?

Now you come to mention it, there appears to be rather a lot more nothingness to the right that doesn't seem to appear on other threads.

*pshhh*psshh*

*Sprays eau de smelly parps around the thread*

Yarse, I did, as it 'appens. The one I want is out in training which news didn't quite inspire the element of confidence in the whole set-up one would have desired, y'know? I am supposed to receive a tinkle in the morrow about setting upa date. They seem like nice enough people. I just hope there's a bit of fodder between the ears...

Hmm, I see what you're saying. Had the builders in recently, have you?

Hmmmm, maybe it's 'ongoing' training, 'tis a ever changing and increasing legislative and doodah minefield.

Shut yer face

I'm drowning in crap here

*opens a window*

Yes, well, we'll see. I've been given ten days to do this - build a case, present scenarios for improvement, get case studies from the apple receivers, etc no pressure then... I hope I get to meet this lot this week then have the weekend to get my head around the wordiage before actually the lot up. I can allus hand deliver the package, I guess. Gives me an extra day or so.

Had any more flying visits, then?

See, you opened the window and let pootoo in!

Eeeh, I don't envy you your task, that's for sure. Wish I could be of some use.

He says to 'er gerremoff. So she got this moff

Fekin' things! Still see the odd one flitting about, which results in me springing into action, clapping my hands into the air like a loon, shouting DIE!DIE!DIE! Fekin' bastud things ya! and usually injuring myself in the process whilst moff flits about going

It's seriously sending me demented. More demented.

wow. they're really getting to you, huh?

I wish I knew a way to get rid of the blighters more quickly methinks some ooglegging may be in order here...

*leaves the door open so she can hear*

I've just googled - fill a plant sprayer with vinegar and spray the buggers with that.

Being a smart arse don't help none.

I've been googling forever about the damn things. Only recently, I came across a 'save our moths' thingmy, saying that numbers are in decline...cos they're all at my chuffin' house eating all my stuff.

I'm pretty much doing all that's advised. It's just a question of repeat, repeat, repeat until they've all gone. The little shites can live for up to four years in lava stage even in 'undesirable' conditions.

I was a very brave soldier at the weekend and got rid of the last of my mums stuff, even her Immelda Marcos collection of designer shoes. You think they'll have much use of Yves Saint Lauren size 3 stilletoes in Africa?

Oooh Lo LurkyBacons

Seriously? Cos I will you know. I think they've become immune to the toxic doofers.

Completely and utterly butterly serious.

I can't quite place my hands on the link for you at the moment 'cos I'm too busy admiring their elegance.

You lot are always picking on me.

*Looks at hands* Carry on

*pokey*

http://www.graeters.com/images/cones_large/double_chocolate_chip.jpg ?

I wish I hadn't found that picture now. I've developed an intense craving for double chocolate chip ice cream, of which I have non

*wipes mouth*

You don't?

*looks at empty bowl*

Oh dear, you should have said...



Want some of this instead?

*pulls out a bowl from behind her back*

http://www.luxurylaunches.com/entry_images/0906/01/icecream.jpg

I'll have this one


http://www.thecheesecakefactory.com/images/menu_pictures/menu_Giant_Brownie_Ice_Cream_Sandwich.jpg

Mines got tin foil and vegetables on it

Yours looks very nice

Any luck with the paper mountain by the way? Or has it been sent to the naughty corner?

>> tin foil and veg << Ye git! It is all speshulised and fancified coz it's a pressie, innit?

bin it, come share mine

I got a call back. We're meeting Tuesday. I have pulled out all the records for the last three years: school, hospital, gp, the lot.I am doing nothing with any of it till I meet them, otherwise I will make myself crazy trying to do sh!t I can't possibly know how to do. It's all in a pile ina corner and will stay there if it knows what is good fer it.