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Trin Tragula Posted May 6, 2007
Thankyou
Stuff! (Today is *not* going to be one of those days where I do nothing, no sirree, definitely not)
Lunch first though
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Mrs Bojangles Posted May 6, 2007
Yeah right!
Lunch first, followed by channel flickery, followed by biccies and tea, followed by a quick flick through the newspapers, then dinner, maybe a little dooveedooing, and oooh look, it's Hootoo time.
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Mrs Bojangles Posted May 6, 2007
Oooh Lo you!
Most inspired, definitely one of your best.
Have some do!
http://www.britishcornershop.co.uk/images/large/BC0203.jpg
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Baconlefeets Posted May 6, 2007
Eyethangewe.
Choccydidgieschoccydidgieschoccydidgies.
Choccydidgie eat choccydidgie all day. *munchmunchchompscoff*
Want one? I can regurgitate if you like.
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Baconlefeets Posted May 6, 2007
There's absolutely nothing that can turn her stomach.
I'm glad you asked. I've been saving up my belly button fluff since 1991 in case such an occasion arose.
*Oompa Loompas enter carrying bucket loads of belly button fluff*
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Trin Tragula Posted May 6, 2007
Hold it right there!!!
*VVVVvvvvzzzzZZZZZZvvvzzzZZZVVVVVvvvzzztttzzz!*
These are specially-trained flants, do not be alarmed. They're here over the little matter of a sixteen-year shortfall of bellybutton fluff tax.
Okay, take it away...
*VVVVVvvvvvzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ*
*Flants carry off 17.5% of the bellybutton fluff*
Now - where's the paperwork? Receipts? Notes? Chits?
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Baconlefeets Posted May 6, 2007
Hmmmph!
It's all here. *empties extremely large pockets*
There's March '91 to boobillyboo. Here's ... misc. And the rest is all other times.
I'll sit here with the choccy didgies while you sift through them all.
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Trin Tragula Posted May 6, 2007
Thankyou, miss...
*Gets out automatic reckoning machine*
So, that's 20p for chewits in Sept '99, another 20p for 'sundries' - that receipt's got crumbs on it, I suspect undeclared bunnage there - in Aug of the following year, 2 spoons and a copy of Smash Hits in 'swapsies' for a strawberry shoelace and a funny foot in 2002... tum-ti-tum...
*Pulls lever*
*Ker-ching!*
He he he... right now, carry the one and let x=2.45 s...
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Trin Tragula Posted May 6, 2007
I'm going to have to start again now
To the nearest decimal point, how much would you say you've spent on sherbet since 1998?
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Baconlefeets Posted May 6, 2007
Jeez. Hmmm ...
The nearest one is at the bus stop. I can go fetch it if you want to get specific.
It's right next to the sweetie shop too.
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Trin Tragula Posted May 6, 2007
No! It's vitally important you spend no more on sweeties until after the audit is complete, or it'll throw my figures right out. You'll need to outsource your sweetie requirements - charity would be one possible route, begging for opal fruits in busy city centres. Crime is also an option - if you know anyone heavily engaged in DIY who would have left their sweetie cupboard unguarded, then the law will happily waive its rights in this case
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted May 6, 2007
*triple locks sweetie cupboard and throws the latch*
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted May 6, 2007
*realises they're talking about Bb the Builder's EX-wife and unlocks the cupboard, releasing the latch*
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Baconlefeets Posted May 6, 2007
*listens* Damn! If only I could hear his thinks. I'm sure there'd be a useful nugget of information hidden underneath the prittball and smelly boy socks in there.
If only I had protective clothing and a paramedic at hand so I could go to Jangleys.
I'll have to go to my gallant squire's.
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